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severus: would I be in trouble if I taught the children how to make booze?
wes: I believe so yes
severus: what if I just teach the 7th years?
wes: still yes but understandable
severus: Imma teach them how to make booze
lucius: how did you become a teacher again?
severus: voldemort said I should spy on the order and in doing so I joined the other told them I'll spy on you guys and that Dumbledore suggested I'd be a teacher and here we are
alecto: so it's voldemort's fault that you're a teacher
severus: yes, yes it is
voldemort: now wait a minute!
voldemort: it's Dumbledore'd he suggested that Snape should a teacher
severus: he wouldn't have suggested that if you didn't tell me to become a spy
amycus: he's got a point
severus: Of course I do
lucius: is the fact that your a spy the reason you aren't fired yet?
severus: probably
wes: you basically have immunity
severus: indeed I do :)
voldemort: I should have never ordered you to become a spy
severus: and yet you did so now here we are, I'm a teacher teaching things to kids that shouldn't be taught
severus: like how to make booze and how to make chloroform :)
wes: you're a danger to society
severus: hehe I know