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peter: someone come get rabastan he's being annoying
rodolphus: kill him, just kill him
rabastan: first off I'm not being annoying you rat bastard and second fuck you Rodolphus
severus: kinda irrelevant but I can teach you how to make chloroform
peter: you know how to make chloroform?
severus: yes
rabastan: why do you know how to make it?!
severus: don't worry about it
rodolphus: who taught you??
mark: I did!
rabastan: why???
mark: he asked
rabastan: ......
peter: lol
lucius: Is that what you used on Rosier?
severus: he was being annoying and my wand was to far away
evan: YOUR WAND WAS IN YOUR POCKET YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY TO FUCKING DRUG ME! ALL I DID WAS ASK YOU A QUESTION!
severus: see like said he was being annoying
peter: just so you all know he's a school teacher, he teaches kids potions
severus: OHHH I CAN TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE CHLOROFORM!!!!!
evan: NO!!!
lucius: Amycus! Alecto! Come kill Snape!
amycus: I call dibs!
alecto: Like hell you do!!
severus: just so you all know, amycus and alecto are my favorites rn
evan: they'll be my favorites when they kill you
bellatrix: kill Severus after he teaches the kids how to make chloroform
severus: I agree with Bellatrix
peter: if you guys are gonna kill Severus, can you kill rabastan too?
amycus: Ok Alecto you get Severus, I get Rabastan. Deal?
alecto: deal
severus: it's nice seeing siblings bond
rabastan: wait a minute! no!
peter: too late
amycus: hehe
lucius: idiots all of you
bellatrix: oh shut up Malfoy
lucius: no I will not