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severus: is me working in Hogwarts important?
voldemort: yes
severus: are you absolutely sure?
voldemort: YES!!
severus: .....
severus: I'm gonna quit anyways
lucius: what happened??
severus: they hired a dumbass to teach D.A.D.A
regulus: who'd they hire?
rodolphus: oh merlin did rabastan finally get a job!!?!?
rabastan: fuck you
severus: ha! that made me feel better, but rab did not get a job
regulus: so who really got hired?
severus: gilderoy lockhart
rabastan: you're joking right?
severus: I am not
voldemort: .....
voldemort: alright you can quit
severus: thank you
alecto: Hogwarts is really going down hill huh
lucius: yes it is
bellatrix: oh those poor poor children
severus: .....
severus: something's wrong with Bella, someone do something
bellatrix: hey! there is nothing wrong with me!!
peter: bullshit!!!! there is a million things that are fucking wrong with you!!!
rodolphus: he's got a point
bellatrix: I will fucking murder the both of you!!!
peter: please do
bellatrix: well now I won't cause it's not as fun
severus: you should kill lockhart
bellatrix: hmm, I'll be back
severus: welp my problem is solved
lucius: why don't you kill him?
severus: I'm not gonna waste my precious time killing some moron when I can use it to teach small children to kill people
regulus: you should not be a teacher...
severus: well I am~
rabastan: to know you haven't been fired yet is shocking
severus: I know I'm shocked too
rodolphus: since bella is killing lockhart, are you still gonna quit?
severus: maybe, maybe...we'll see how I feel
lucius: just quit
severus: .....
severus: don't wanna