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severus: Can I die? Like can one of you guys kill me?
lucius: um why?
severus: don't worry about it just end my life
lucius: no
amycus: I'll do it!
severus: atleast someone cares
lucius: you are not dying you emo bastard
amycus: I'm still gonna murder him
severus: thank you
lucius: ugh
alecto: wait now why do you get to kill Snape?
amycus: cause I was here first
alecto: unfair! I wanna kill him!
severus: this is what true friendship looks like Lucius, so take notes
lucius: oh shut up
voldemort: no one is getting killed
alecto: why?!
voldemort: because I said so
amycus: tsk
severus: this is abuse
voldemort: silence!
severus: no!
alecto: if you want him to shut up we can kill him! He can't talk if he's dead!
severus: she has a point
voldemort: hmm....that is true
amycus: I get to kill him!
alecto: no I do!
voldemort: as much as I want Snape to shut up, no neither of you will kill him
severus: and here I thought we were friends
voldemort: I change my mind
lucius: no!
alecto: Yes! can I kill him!?
amycus: I get to kill Snape!
alecto: no you do not!
voldemort: Malfoy will kill Snape
severus: I'm being punished aren't I? is it because I set your house on fire
voldemort: yes
severus: tsk douchebag
lucius: I'm gonna go drink
severus: If I can't die then let me get drunk with you
lucius: alright
severus: good
alecto: damn
amycus: tsk this sucks