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wes: I think barty is dead
severus: good now just set his body on fire in order to confirm it
lucius: check his wallet first that douchebag owes me a hundred bucks
wes: got it
mark: why does barty owe you money?
lucius: we made a bet, both of us had to call Evan and see whose phonecall he'd answer
lucius: since Barty owes me a hundred bucks it's clear I won
mark: oh wow lol that's hilarious
barty: fuck you! I ain't paying you shit
wes: don't worry Lucius I took his wallet before he woke up
barty: are you kidding me! Give it back asshole!
wes: no
lucius: I will get my money one way or another crouch
severus: since barty is alive can we set him on fire anyways?
mark: Wes already has his wallet so I don't see why not
barty: now hang on a minute!
amycus: Alecto says she'll do it
severus: awesome
barty: no!
evan: c'mon it'll be fun
barty: it won't be fun for me!
severus: he said it'll be fun, he never said it'll be fun for you
barty: I hate this place
mark: do you wanna get high?
barty: yes
mark: yes! I'm coming over
regulus: I can't believe I associate with you people
bellatrix: you're a death eater
regulus: yes but that doesn't mean I have to be in this group chat with the likes of you people
voldemort: if I'm forced to be part of this chat then so do you
regulus: you are basically our boss the fact that you are being forced to be in this chat means that whoever is making be apart of this has your balls in their possession cause lord knows you don't have them
andromeda: it's Severus, sev is making stay in this chat
severus: if I gotta suffer then so does that dried up gray soulless cry baby!!
evan: lmfao
voldemort: I hate you so very much, I will kill you both
severus: sure you will
severus: you can barely kill an old man what makes you think you can kill me and reg
severus: bitch
amycus: this is so very amusing
regulus: yes it is
lucius: I'm locking up my house cause I don't want voldemort showing up
bellatrix: same