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william: It was all Crouch's fault
barty: It was not! Shut up you bastard
lucius: listen to me and listen to me closely, Severus's classes end soon and once they do we are all screwed until you sons of bitches fix his goddamn potions lab!!!
wes: and obtain every potion ingredient that was destroyed during the explosion
regulus: in other news you guys are fucked
veles: you were with us when it happened so you're fucked too
evan: there's a chance he may live, Severus likes him so
regulus: yeah, unlike the rest of you bitches
william: tsk whatever
lucius: just fix the potion lab and we all get to live
william: I'm not fixing anything I didn't destroy
barty: neither am I
voldemort: Shut up all of you
bellatrix: yeah!!
voldemort: what the bloody hell is going on?
regulus: someone destroyed the potion lab in your home and we don't know who did it and Severus is gonna kill us all cause he had extremely rare potion ingredients in there so there's no chance of living
bellatrix: y'all bitches are screwed
evan: you think we don't know that!
evan: the minute that fucker shows up we're all dead!
narcissa: rest in peace all of you and pray God takes you in
severus: god ain't real
severus: also what's with everyone freaking out?
william: .....
lucius: .....
barty: ....um
evan: it was barty
barty: it was william
william: it was veles
severus: um what?
mark: I accidentally blew up your potions lab in Voldemort's home cause I went looking for my sketch book and I know I leave it there sometimes, and I started freaking out cause of my schizophrenia and my magic got out of control.
mark: Sorry, I know you have extremely rare potion ingredients in the lab
severus: it's fine, are you alright?
mark: I'm good
severus: then it doesn't matter, I gotta go. I gotta attend a teacher's meeting
barty: mark were you really the one who blew up the lab?
mark: no that was Amycus, he's gonna help me fly on a broom now ^_^
lucius: I forget that Mark is the absolute favorite
regulus: I think we all forgot
bellatrix: so will you idiots relax now?
ashton: yes
voldemort: good now fix my home before I kill you all myself
barty: is that a threat?
voldemort: yes!
evan: aww how cute, voldy is attempting to be threatening!
voldemort: you will die first
evan: whatever you say~
lucius: fuck this I'm going to bed
bellatrix: same here
veles: idiots