Racing
ISawTonyStark@Intheflesh!!!!
Was walking around in target. Guess who I saw!!
ISawTonyStark@Intheflesh!!!!
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{The person taking the picture is obviously in a queue. They have pointed the camera into the queue next to them. Tony Stark is obvious, but he's talking to a short brown haired individual who is leaning on the shopping cart.}
I think that's @GoldenBoy with him!! I can't believe I saw them both.
Smackmyass@likeadrum
Great job @Intheflesh!!!! You've just exposed a minor's identity online. It's obvious they were trying to keep that private.
ISawTonyStark@Intheflesh!!!!
I just wanted to tell everyone that I saw them in the wild lol.
Somepeoplehaverealproblems@SiaSongAreAmazing
And you could have left it at your first tweet. No need to post pictures too. Now poor @GoldenBoy is going to have to deal with an identity reveal when he obviously is very private about that.
FlashT@Speedy
I mean... Even I'm saying that was a dick move bro.
SIIntern@PBP
@Speedy Surprising maturity lol.
SIIntern@PBP
But seriously. Harry is really private, and you've just exposed him @Intheflesh!!!! I hope you're happy.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
Thank you everyone, for shaming this nonsense.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
I was born into the public eye. I've been doing this since before I was born. Seriously, there were contracts signed before I was even an idea in my parent's heads. That's to say, I had no choice in the matter. I've had cameras on me since the second I was conceived. I have striven to keep the young around me safe from cameras. I've left it up to them to announce their identities when they're ready. I think you'll note, nobody else took pictures of us. Because they actually have morals. They understood that we were just two people trying to go shopping and enjoy our time out. You ruined something that was so wholesome. I don't want my friends and family to be worried about being seen with me. I am just a man, trying to live my life. It's not right that the relationships I choose to have, are made to suffer just because they know me. I hope you're really proud of yourself @Inthflesh!!!!
PPotts@TheBoss
Well said @TinyStank.
PPotts@TheBoss
@Intheflesh!!!! You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
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HPB@GoldenBoy
Thank you for standing up for me everyone.
I don't think it's fair that Tony feels like he's done something wrong just for existing. He's a great man, who is trying his best. The fault lies with the one who took that picture and posted it online. I would never think to do that if the roles were reversed.
HPB@GoldenBoy
That's all well and good though, I thought I'd say something else too.
HPB@GoldenBoy
Hello. My name is Harry. I'm seventeen and I love chocolate fudge and treacle tart. My favourite colour is green, and I love spending time at the tower with my family.
Harry and Tony stepped out of the car at the very same Target their week had been ruined at. (Or that's what Tony said anyway.)
"Are you sure about this?" Tony asked again, as Harry got a trolley from the front of the shop.
"As I've said fifty times now. YES!!" Harry handed the metal contraption to the older male, and they entered the shop.
As it was a Saturday, the store was very busy. Harry didn't care. He was on a mission, they were going to cook spaghetti bolognese when they got back to the tower, and Tony had insisted he baked his special vanilla swirl muffins and blueberry muffins for dessert. Harry was thinking of experimenting too, and making vanilla and blueberry swirl muffins. You couldn't go wrong with that.
People noticed as Tony pushed the cart through the aisles, but left them alone for the most part. Harry thought it was hilarious that they were arguing over which flavour of crisps was the best, in the middle of the snack aisle. Tony was adamant that he loved spicy chips, but Harry liked cool original doritos, and his favourite was prawn cocktail. (But America didn't have much of that, he was finding, so when Dobby went shopping for him-he was requested to get some from England. It was a quick pop over for the elf after all.) It was nice to just be out with an adult and have fun. He didn't have much of that when he was growing up, and now he was older, he could admit that he would never treat any child he may have the way he had been.
"HARRY!!" Tony called from further down the aisle, pulling the teen from his thoughts. Harry scoffed.
The man was zooming down the long lane riding on the trolley, and he whizzed past him with a boyish grin on his face.
Harry noticed that some people had gathered at the mouth of the snack aisle, and were watching the scene with chuckles and laughs. He even noticed a couple of teens pulling up with their own trolleys, and he knew it was about to be humiliation central when Tony screamed: "SHOPPING CART? RACE!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
HPB@GoldenBoy
cant take tiny smurf anywhere!!
HPB@GoldenBoy
went shopping, and this whole grown adult enticed everyone to shopping trolley racing. the staff got involved too!!
HPB@GoldenBoy
so enjoy this video of teeny stank being absolutely bulldozed by a fifty year old boss babe and a wobbly wheelie.
HPB@GoldenBoy
{The video starts with a line up of thirty people all ready to push their trolleys, and a disgruntled Harry standing next to the store manager waving a white handkerchief as a start flag. The minute the flag drops, Tony in the middle, starts running with his trolley along with the others. All ranging from different ages, the players drop back one by one. Parents, spouses and colleagues lining both sides of the race track- cheer wildly. The camera zooms in on Harry shaking his head fondly as Tony cruises along, closely followed by aforementioned fifty year old boss babe. She has dark pink hair, and absolutely pulverises Tony on the wobbliest trolley ever known to man. The Avenger lies strewn across the path as she crosses the chalk drawn finish line to happy screams and clapping. Tony sits up and waves at the camera. "Target Shopping Cart Championships. I challenge each store to send in their winner, and we'll do a final race in a month's time. Winner gets a holiday on me, and each store that participates gets a gift for the employees. It'll be a surprise what you get!!"}
HPB@GoldenBoy
i am never going shopping with that man again.