I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.

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I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.
Summary
"Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.
Note
Coffee shops are a bit different from how Steve remembers them, and Thor hasn't waited in line for anything in his life.Harry, just wants his cookies and cream frappe and to get back home to sleep.
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My Car Has Homophobia😒😒.

HPB@GoldenBoy

I rescued a car and it has homophobia. 

      

       HPB@GoldenBoy

       {An image of a very cute tuxedo cat sat on a large white L-sofa. It's looking up at the camera with one blue and one gold eye.}

 

      smackmyass@likeadrum

      @GoldenBoy that's really sad actually. 

 

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      yeah.

 

      SIIntern@PBP

      @GoldenBoy you may need to return it. That's unfortunate. 

 

      Fuckthesystem@GayRights

      My car has homophobia too!!

      {Image of an orange cat with one green and one blue eye pouting at the camera. A Piece of tuna dangling in front of its face.} 

 

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      @GoldenBoy How can a car have homophobia?

 

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      @TinyStank When I had a good look at it, I realised that it had homophobia. It's in the eyes, you can tell. 

 

      Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica 

      @GoldenBoy how can you tell through the eyes? Cars do not have eyes? And what is this homophobia you speak of? 

 

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      Homophobia is when a car has two coloured eyes.

 

      PotatoBoy @IGunnedDownTinyStank

      Close. That's hating on gays. Your car has herpes.

 

      Flash @NotEugene

      Actually, that's an std. Your car has hyperthyroidism. 

 

      smirking@kingofsmirks

      Close, that's a medical condition. Your car has homophone. What a shame. 

 

      WHY!!!@Yes

      That's an english language thing. Your car has hydrocephalus.

 

      Pumpkinjuice@Yummyslurps

      That's water on the brain. Your car has hypermobility.

 

      Square@Fair

      That's funky bones. Your car has hyperpigmentation.

 

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      WHAT'S HAPPENING??!!

    

      PotatoBoy @IGunnedDownTinyStank

      He's getting so stressed for no reason. This is so funny to me.

 

      SIIntern@PBP

      I'm sat next to him. He's so confused. 

 

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      OF COURSE I AM. THAT IS A CAT NOT A CAR!!!!!!

 

      PPotts@TheBoss

      No. That's definitely a car. 

 

      Pepperisaqueen@Potts

      OMG Queen!!

 

      PotatoBoy @IGunnedDownTinyStank

      That's a motorcycle actually. 

 

      Tastycod@fishyfingers

      It's a helicopter.

 

      Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica

      I have examined the image, I cannot see anything vehicular in origin in it. Perhaps one of you can point it out to me? 

 

      Helpie@Helperbot

      I have circled the car for you. 

     {Harry's original image. The cat has been outlined with a crude blue circle.}

 

      Thor'sBigClit@CuntyGod

      Car is definitely scared in that picture. Ears in airplane mode.

 

      CumstainedDashboard@Wanker5000

      Scared of all the gays apparently.

 

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      it would be, what with me in the room and all. 

 

      Gay?@YassifiedSquidward

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Gay reveal?

 

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      Gay soft launch.

 

      StanAKingBitch@KingHarry

      We love gays. Unlike your car. 

 

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      IT'S A CAT DAMN IT!!

 

      Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica

      Despite that lovely person drawing for me, I still can not see this car. However, I support you to the fullest- @GoldenBoy. 

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