I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Spider-Man - All Media Types
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I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.
Summary
"Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.
Note
Coffee shops are a bit different from how Steve remembers them, and Thor hasn't waited in line for anything in his life.Harry, just wants his cookies and cream frappe and to get back home to sleep.
All Chapters Forward

Idiot

HPB@GoldenBoy

proof teeny smirk is an idiot incoming.

 

smackmyass@likeadrum

 

trampy stink is such a vibe.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

SLUDG-E crawling up my back.

topical smotion: "AHHHH a spider. Get the insect repellant."

SLUDG-E gives him the finger.

tripping stupidity: "It's killed me."

 

SIIntern@PBP

Oh. We're doing this?

 

SIIntern@PBP

teeny stanky trips on nothing: "I was shot."

Avengers, blink.

tiny smarmy begins crying.

Avengers, blink.

tetris smothers trips over nothing again: "I'm dead."

Runs away screaming.

Averngers blink.

 

IAmIronMan@TeenyStanky

I'm being bullied.


Harry waltzed into the living room.

"Get dressed hooligans.!!" He yelled.

Clint sat up. "What??!!"

"We're going to do something reeeeeaaalllllyyyyyy fun today!!!!" Harry clapped his hands together.

Clint blinked the sleep from his eyes.

"We're baking CAKES!!!!!

Tony sighed. Messy kitchen it was then.


Messy kitchen was an understatement.


myeyeborws@onfleek

is there a reason fire engines are surrounding Stark Tower this afternoon?

 

BossLady@PepperPotts

No comment.

 

SIIntern@PBP

What happened....

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

Nothing!!

 

SIIntern@PBP

Proper punctuation. You did something.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

I didn't do anything.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

At all.

 

bruh@bro

That's suspicious bro.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

Bro

 

BROOOO!!@Bruh

BRO!!

 

SIIntern@PBP

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tony sheepishly slunk back into the building as Harry and Pepper shook their heads at the firmen now leavnig the appartment.

"So I guess adding firework poppers to the brownie batter was not a good idea." Tony smiled at them innocently.

Harry facepalmed.

This man was going to be the death of him.

 

Literally.


HPB@GoldenBoy

There is a hole in the floor in twalloping smirfs house.

 

smackmyass@likeadrum

@GoldenBoy I'm crying!!! twalloping smirf!!!!

 

smackmyass@likeadrum

Why is there a hole in his floor though??

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

idiot

 

Froyo lover@strawberry_banana

As in an idiot fell through the floor and made the hole, or an idiot blew something up that made the hole?

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

yes

 

SIIntern@PBP

Thank you for clarifying.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

:)

 

TinyStank@IAmIronMan

I resent this.

 

HPB@GoldenBoy

there's an idiot up for adoption if anyone's looking.

 

IAmIronMan@troglodytestation

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!

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