I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Spider-Man - All Media Types
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I'm Harry!! The Intern? That's Me.
Summary
"Are all mortal adolescants this small?" Thor asked.Harry blushed. "I... That's just me."The one in which Harry answers an ad for an internship at Stark Industries. Little does he know, the Avengers are looking for a guide to take two fossilised skeletons out for the time of their lives. I.E, showing the Capsicle and the Norse God around the world and getting them up to speed. Because Stark's too lazy to do it, and the others are too busy.
Note
Coffee shops are a bit different from how Steve remembers them, and Thor hasn't waited in line for anything in his life.Harry, just wants his cookies and cream frappe and to get back home to sleep.
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Sincerely Steve Rogers

Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica

To Tony Stark,

How do you use The Twitter?

Sincerely,

Steve Rogers

 

      SIIntern@PBP

      @TinyStank look at your friend.

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      I am ashamed to even know you @ShmaptainShmerica.

      Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica

      To Tony Stark,

      I am so happy you found me.

      How do I make funny conversations happen so that people can see them?

      Sincerely,

      Steve Rogers

      SIIntern@PBP

      @ShmaptainShmerica, this is all visible to the public. the number of memes of your clueless ass is already over 100.

      Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica

      To Peter Parker,

      Thank you for that information.

      What is a meme?

      Sincerely,

      Steve Rogers

 

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OdinSon@MightyHammer

I FIND MY NAME VERY FITTING!! 

THANK YOU TONY STARK.

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      You're very welcome. 

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      HARRY POTTER? HARRY POTTER!! 

      HELLO?!!

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      HARRY POTTER? HARRY POTTER!! 

      HELLO?!!

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      HARRY POTTER? HARRY POTTER!! 

      HELLO?!!

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      HARRY POTTER? HARRY POTTER!! 

      HELLO?!!

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      oh my goodness!! what do you want? also, turn off your caps lock, no need to shout at us online too. 

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF.

      ALSO, HARRY POTTERSON.

      STEVE AND I ARE HERE ON TWITTER!!!!

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      i can tell. rogers is actually a menace to society on this thing. i know he finds it hard to like use the tv, but twitter isn't a company email.      

      soundman@cloudhopper

      @GoldenBoy who are u?

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      i don't even know anymore. since @TinyStank employed me, my life has gone to hell. @MightHammer @ShmaptainShmerica are trying to ruin my life. we went to the zoo the other day, and steve tried to bring home a capybara. i've never wanted to die more, and i've been murdered twice.    

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      What do you mean murdered twice?!!!!

      SIIntern@PBP

      someone's getting killed today. at least it's not me for once...

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      @TinyStank they brought me back don't worry. i'm still here aren't i? getting tortured by your children.

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      @TheBossDid you know about this?!! Harry's almost died twice.

      PPotts@TheBoss

      Yes. It was in Harry's medical history notes.      

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO TELL ME??!!   

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      @GoldenBoy EXPLAIN. Now

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      nah. i'm tired. it's my day off mr stank. i'm going to bed now. bye

      OdinSon@MightyHammer

      Clint helped me fix my typing. 

      YOUNG HARRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST DIED?!! ARE YOU OKAY?!!

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      there's no almost about it.   

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      i did die

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      twice

      SIIntern@PBP

      cool.

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      NO!! No, Peter. No getting ideas. 

      SIIntern@PBP

      but i like harry.

      IAmIronMan@TinyStank

      You can like him, but no dying okay? @GoldenBoy please tell me what happened. Please!!

      HPB@GoldenBoy

      i'm sleeping

 

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