A Little Stab-Stab
HungryHippo@belugawhale
Does anyone else find it hilarious that @GoldenBoy literally is just some random guy that knows the Avengers?
WhoDunnit@I'mMycroft
I'm more concerned about the fact that @GoldenBoy has been murdered twice.
HPB@GoldenBoy
so am i.
WhoDunnit@I'mMycroft
@GoldenBoy!! It's you!! Wanna tell us what happened?
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
Yeah. Do you want to tell us what happened?
HPB@GoldenBoy
no.
HPB@GoldenBoy
@TinyStank made me take Thot and Steve out for the day today. we went to a museum, and i wanted someone to kill me again.
SIIntern@PBP
haha. Thot
Shuurii@I'mAPrincess
haha. Thot
Bishop@IMoveDiagonally
haha. Thot
PotatoBoy@IGunnedDownTinyStank
haha. Thot
Flash@NotEugene
haha. Thot
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
haha. Thot
PPotts@TheBoss
@TinyStank Grow up.
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OdinSon@MightyHammer
Please can someone save @TinyStank?
Sharky@TailBitch
Whhhyyyyyy?
OdinSon@MightyHammer
@GoldenBoy is trying to kill him.
OdinSon@MightyHammer
Not literally. Just a little stab-stab with a hair pin.
MySonIsMyLife@Ketchup
A little stab-stab!! I'm crying!!!!
SIIntern@PBP
a little stab-stab!! @mj, @NLeeds!!
BLM@mj
cool
GITC@NLeeds
A little stab-stab!!!!!
HPB@GoldenBoyin reply to @MightyHammer
he was trying to get me to take you and Steve to the zoo again. after the capybara, never again.
OdinSon@MightyHammer
Please can someone save @TinyStank?
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HPB@GoldenBoy
some of you have never been stabbed before, and it shows.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
What do you mean by that?
HPB@GoldenBoy
Loki just stabbed Thor in the arm with his dagger, and he's crying like a weak bitch.
HPB@GoldenBoy
last time i got stabbed, i just told trixie to stop being such a pain in my arse. my best friend's mum evaporated her into ash... good times.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
L-last time? That implies there was a time before that.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
How many times have you been stabbed Harry?
HPB@GoldenBoy
i stopped counting after the second time. five or six times maybe. only two of those were fatal.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
O...Only two? Are these the two times you were murdered or...
HPB@GoldenBoy
murder means intent to kill.
Basky never meant to kill me. it was an accident.
Worm was just trying to do his job. not his fault he nicked an artery.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
HIS JOB??!! Involved killing teenage boys?
HPB@GoldenBoy
to be fair to him, i wasn't a teenager yet. so do with that what you will.
SIIntern@PBP
he's had an aneurysm over here.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
OF COURSE I HAD A HEART ATTACK!! I HAVE HEART ISSUES.
PPotts@TheBoss
Where were your parents in all this Harry? Why is a madman going around trying to kill you?
HPB@GoldenBoy
oh. they're dead. he murdered them too when i was one.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
wtf. WTF!! W. T. F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIIntern@PBP
he's dead.
HPB@GoldenBoy
like my godfathers and godmothers. it's so sad. why does everyone around me insist on dying?
HPB@GoldenBoy
shaking my head. smh.
PPotts@TheBoss
Who looked after you when your parents died Harry?
HPB@GoldenBoy
my mother's sister and her fat husband and son. i don't like them very much. it's why i moved out when we moved over here. they weren't very nice.
HPB@GoldenBoy
a roof over one's head doesn't make it a home.
HPB@GoldenBoy
at least they didn't try to kill me. i got a bit of rest from trying to survive murderers between the ages one to eleven. it was surprisingly peaceful.
HPB@GoldenBoy
not being murdered i mean.
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
I'm actually scared to ask this. But what do you mean by ages one to eleven?
HPB@GoldnBoy
exactly as it says.
HPB@GoldenBoy
madman first tried to kill me when i was one. stopped for a bit and came back when i was eleven!! i got ten peaceful years, being hurt in other ways :)
continue thread>>>>
Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica
I just finished reading @GoldenBoy's current thread, and oh my goodness is it a mess.
Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica
What does he mean he's been stabbed? Everyone he loves has been killed? Where has the law been in all this? Why are we not doing better to protect our children?
HPB@GoldenBoy
to be fair, i'm not going to be a kid for much longer. as for the law, you can't punish a criminal that doesn't want to be found.
HPB@GoldenBoy
don't worry about him though. the law caught up to him in the end. he chose to die rather than face justice. too bad. perhaps my family is spitting on him from heaven though...
Cap!@ShmaptainShmerica
Are you fine now though?
HPB@GoldenBoy
no.
HPB@GoldenBoy
Thot ate my cupcake. he needs a little stab-stab.
SIIntern@PBP
haha. Thot
Shuurii@I'mAPrincess
haha. Thot
Bishop@IMoveDiagonally
haha. Thot
PotatoBoy@IGunnedDownTinyStank
haha. Thot
Flash@NotEugene
haha. Thot
IAmIronMan@TinyStank
haha. Thot
PPotts@TheBoss
@TinyStank Grow up.
HPB@GoldenBoy
i'm having a very odd feeling of deja vu...
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