-Albus has created a new chat
-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and others have been
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Albus: Hello everybody, I created this chat to hopefully form new relations and to created a better environment
Snape: Why am I in a group chat with children, Albus?
Sirius: I'm here you know
Snape: I am aware, Mr.Black
Sirius: rude.
Luna: Hello everyone!
Ginny: Hiii Luna!!
Luna: Hello Ginny!!
Ron: @Hermione why cant we be like them
Hermione: Because you're an idiot, Ronald
Albums: @Harry
Harry: wrat
Albus: Harry, my boy, what is a Bussy?
Draco: LMAO WHAT
Draco: that’s crazy amusez-vous à répondre à ce potier!
Pansy: WHO TAUGHT DUMBLEDORE SUCH LANGAUGE?????!
-Harry has left the chat
-Harry has been readded by Albus
Harry: In nry answrih hrat🚫
Ron: I'm crying helppp♿
Ron: Shit wrong emoji
Ron:😭
Neville: WHY DID THIS HAPPEN SO SUDDENLY??
Albus: I believe I saw it on an app called "Tik Tok" I thought Harry would be able to answer me, but it looks like I'll have to search it up!
Snape: Albus please don't search it up!!
Albus: Why not, is it something bad? Maybe those educational audios I hear about might have an answer!
Harry: EDUCATIOSNAL AIDOS????!!!
Albus: Yes, the ones with the charming animated men on the cover
Harry: I'm actaually beggsun you nsoy to clicm okn any ofghsoe videos
Harry: ESPECIALLY THE ONEAS SITH THE SHAORT GAINFR ON THE COVER
Albus: What is wrong with short gingers? I'm afraid I dont understand
Hermione: Nobody can understand, Harry's talking in hieroglyphics
Harry: I jst tooak 50 melatonins lrvea me aloeen 🗣
Remus: Albus, a bussy is a very inappropriate term. The educational audios are also very inappropriate.
Albus: Oh
Albus: Why didn't you tell me @Harry
Harry: pleadr I'm teyung to fell alspeep
Albus: Oh, an educational audio showed up on my fyp... It’s someone named "Dazai". I see what Remus meant by inappropriate....
Harry: send
Pansy: WHAT
Luna: I think Harry might be high on melatonin.
Ginny: I think you're right Luna!!
Luna: Thank you Gin<3
Ginny: of course <3
Harry: @dumbeldore link!!
Albus: Harry why
Harry: I'm Dazai's #1 dfebder 🙏 I'd commit a douable suaocide with hum anayday😍
Ron: you are down bad!!
Sirius: Who is Dazai and why is my godson committing suicide for him?
Neville: He's a popular character from a TV show. You could probably find out who he is if you search him up.
Sirius: Thank you kiddo
Sirius: I just searched him up and😦
Harry: ikr😖
Sirius: I'm concerned for your mental health Harry
Snape: THE AUTHOR??? THE AUTHOR DAZAI OSAMU?? HE’S SO OLD?? AND DEAD?? -10 FROM GYFFINDOR
Harry: It's litterally thw suammet
Draco: 💀
Ginny: @Harry Yosano solos>>
Harry: actually... Tbh... Fukuzawa>>
Ginny: THE OLD MAN??? HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU FOR A FATHER FIGURE???!!! WHORE
Harry: u wohdb em
Remus: Such vulgar language Ginny, do not make me call your mother.
Ginny: mb G
Ron: Can you guys PLEASE type like a normal person I can’t read shit you guys are saying
Harry: ni
Ginny: ❌
Hermione: Shut up Ronald you can’t be talking. You type with so many grammatical errors that if Gordon Ramsey was an English teacher you’d be 6 feet under.
Ron: Who’s Gordon Ramsey?
Dumbledore: I’ve seen an educational audio with Gordon Ramsey. I do believe I’m traumatized now.
Harry: HWTA?! HWO MSNY EDUCATIOSNAL AIDOS HASVE YUO COME ACROAA?!
Dumbledore: That was my third one, my boy.
Harry: WHO ASW THE OTGER ONE?
Dumbledore: It was a “ship” audio.
Pansy: Wtf Dumbledore fanboy era??
Harry: WHO?!
Dumbledore: Well it had a donut in the picture, Ranpoe I think it said.
Harry: DON’T CALICK ON ANYR,OE LINSK!!!!!!1!1!1!1!
Ron: No one answered my question 😭
Dumbledore: All these educational audios remind me of my ex-fiancé…
Draco: this is a group chat of STUDENTS
Sirius: wait wait wait, Fiancé is the male term. Dumbledore you’re gay?
Dumbledore: You didn’t know?
Snape: The mutt does have only two braincells, can you blame him for his ignorance?
Sirius: That’s not what your mom was saying.
Snape: Don’t get me started you fleabag
Remus: Calm down, both of you.
Snape: YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF!
Draco: 😦
Pansy: 😦
Harry: 😦
Hermione: 😦
Ginny: 😦
Luna: 😦
Neville: 😦
Ron: 😦
Sirius: 😦
Dumbledore: 😦
Remus:
Remus: YOUR FATHER USED TO BEAT YOUR ASS DON’T GET ME STARTED YOU LITTLE FUCKER
Snape: SAYS THE GUY WHO GOT TURNED INTO A WEREWOLF CUZ HIS DAD INSULTED WEREWOLVES
Remus: YOU JOINED A TERRORIST GROUP BECAUSE YOU GOT REJECTED
Remus: NO LILY? NO BITCHES?
Snape: YEAH AT LEAST I HAVE MY GODSON. NO LEGAL GUARDIANSHIP?
Remus: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
Gordon Ramsey: Both of you guys shut up there’s children in this chat.
Hermione: GORDON RAMSEY?!
Gordon Ramsey: Sorry kids, if these two pansies would shut their twink arses up I’d stay for longer instead of just teaching a lesson.
Pansy: But… why would you use my name as an insult?🥺
Gordon: Sorry dear, I didn’t know.
Harry: Yo Ramsey, yoaure a fppd expwrt right? I’d take8ng 50 melaktonsixx bad?
Gordon: 50mg? Or 50 pills?
Harry: latertter
Gordon: Get poison control. Anyways. @Remus @Snape why were you two arguing.
Remus: He said my mother hung herself.
Snape: Then he said that my father used to beat me
Gordon: You two are so fucking idiotic that bread has more fucking brainpower than you two combined, who thought it would be a good idea to discuss such topics in front of children?
Remus: Snape started it.
Snape: Untrue! You fleabag of a husband started it!
Gordon: More childish than the actual children, holy shit. Don’t make me put you two in the friendship shirt.
Remus: You wouldn’t
Snape: Fine we’ll stop.
Gordon: Good. See ya later than lads.
-Gordon has left the chat…
Harry: If Ramsey wsa gable to jaoin the cahat, thwn why can!t others?!
Ginny: Harry istg
Harry: @Gojo @fukuzawa @dazai @edgarallenpoe
Ginny: You understand that everyone you just listed is an adult and wouldn’t even look at you?
Harry: I cna feroce tehm to adotrtt me
Ginny: some characters would look your way
Harry: who? Are thaws halt? Can thwy best me ip?
Ginny: Hisoka, Adam, and Dino of course☺️ and yeah they could probably beat you up
Harry: HELL NO I SAID I WSNAT ED TO EBE ADOPTEX NTO MEORLTSETED
Sirius: What’s going on
Remus: I don’t understand.
Dumbledore: I think they are speaking in another language.
Hermione: Harry go to bed, clearly the melatonin is affecting your common sense.
Luna: I’ll adopt you Harry
Harry: fr?
Luna: yeah
Harry:🥺🥹
Snape: oh no….
Luna: I am your new mother
Harry: yay