A wealthy parents poor guide to raising a nerd child
Hello, so you may be wondering about your future Heir/Heiress to your large generational family fortune or god forbid self made fortune (ugh, poor’s pretending to be high class) this pamphlet has been created by the esteemed James Elliot and the Noble Louisa Elliot to better understand and remove unwanted traits within your future holder of your riches.
Especially if they are losers and complete and utter girl failure’s like our abominable Tessa James Elliot.
(5 year old Tessa)
“Look Mommy i made you a drawing of Me, Mou and Daddy all holding hands in the Sun”. Tessa holds up a shoddily drawn crayon picture of her family.
“Let me see this” louisa looks in contempt, * Inhale* “terrible drawing child, a proper lady mustn't sully her hands in such barbaric drawing methods, especially in, * Ugh* this terrible art economy, overflooded with drab better than this.”
“Boo, Tessa, Booooooooo”
Tessa stands in shock, looking down
“JAMES!” Louisa shouts out, “Looks like our daughter wishes to be a disappointment, she wants to be an Artist. ”
James yells back “DID YOU BOO HER!”
“I DID DEAR, I AM NOT AN AMATEUR!” Louisa bellows
“GOOD” James responds sternly “ NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BECOME SOME ART FEIND!”
Be sure to properly crush their dreams whenever possible, all knowledge outside of business and noble etiquette is useless towards raising an Heiress.
Now there may be times when your child's Innocence may very well be destroyed, be sure to take the necessary measures to ensure that it does not occur. This is especially important for Daughters, as an innocent Girl is much easier to marry off to some rich fool’s Son to ensure even more wealth for the family.
(Back to 18 year old Tessa)
Tessa sits down at her computer after meeting with her personal drones of N, J, V and Cyn.
“ *Ugh* finally i can relax and indulge”
Tessa begins to type on her keyboard, with her search history exposing herself as the robo-phile she is “Good old drone hub lets see- what the fuck” the website no longer existed. “Ok no problem i can just go to ClangBros” This website no longer exists.
Tessa was frantically searching for any sort of site still available to sate her odd needs, but all were gone. “Can i have a good day for once?”
“Nope” Louisa says leaning on the doorway “i know about your little degenerate acts and your odd fascination for those tin cans, we bought every single site hosting those degenerate videos, humans and drones WHAT ARE YOU THINKING CHILD!?!”
“IT'S AN ABOMINATION!” James yells again from another room.
“I KNOW DEAR, MAYBE FOR ONCE YOU CAN GET OFF THE COUCH AND ACTUALLY PARENT!?” Louisa yells at James for his terrible parenting
“THE GAME IS ON WOMAN, I'VE BET WITH LORD FRUMPLE-CRINKLE BOTTOM THAT MY DRONE CAN KILL HIS DRONE!” James had yelled from afar. “I FUCKING LOVE ROBO SLAVERYYYYYY!”
Tessa responds back, “why can't you let me have this? You're fine with me repairing drones, why this?”
“You better be thankful that this is as far as we go, or next time we're putting you under lock and key, like the horny dog you are, and not for your shackles, and not for your room” Louisa mutters through her teeth.
Tessa just stares with a disgusted face at the threat her mother just made. Not realising that she probably inherited her sheer degeneracy from her
Although certain steps can be made to ensure your child will properly maintain your future Business Empire, oftentimes the best lessons are their own mistakes. Utilise this to your advantage and ensure that you stamp out this degeneracy as soon as possible.
“Child, it has come to my attention that you still continue to disobey my rules so i have provided something else, toaster! Get in here”. Louisa called out.
N walked into the room in his usual butler attire, “yes ma'am, how may i be of assistance?” the worker joyfully questions.
“Are you aware that I outrank Tessa in terms of the household and that my orders override hers?”
“Yes ma'am”
“Excellent” Louisa grins, “it is time for your final punishment Tessa, to finally erase that nonsense out of your head, it was a mistake to let you keep these dumpster pets, after all it was James’ idea”
“SHUT YOUR MOUTH WOMAN AT LEAST I TRIED TO PREPARE HER FOR THE BUSINESS, ALL YOU DO IS HOUND HER FOR BEING LIKE YOU!”
Louisa’s face scrunches up “YOU KNOW WHAT!” Louisa begins “*sigh* nevermind” she mutters.
“As I was saying” she continues, "to finally stop this robo-phile tendencies you will lay with your own pet”
Tessa again is dumbfounded by Louisa’s sheer degeneracy, as she peeks at the corner of the room seeing multiple empty boxes of worker parts with varying labels on them:
“Male Drone Anatomy Adapter Size XXXL for the loneliest of housewives. Hyper Stamina for the longest of tasks for your “Personal Servants”, Perfected knowledge of the Human Female Anatomy: an excellent rapport for sensual massages” and many more varying brands, but the date of purchase was 2 years ago leading Tessa to the only logical solution
“Her own mother bought them for herself?!?, How long was she planning to use them”
“Now Tessa” Louisa started again “ for the next 12 hours N will not be letting up whatsoever until this Degeneracy is finally beaten out of you”
“ Well it will certainly beat me in a different way” Tessa's horny thoughts swirled in her head.
“Now be gone with you” the Madam of the Household commanded.
(10 minutes later)
There was muffled noises and screaming coming from the next room over, “ Ive been a bad girl, YES hit me again. I deserve it for being such a low class Bogan, I'm the dirtiest sheila ever!!! ” her accent was coming out.
Louisa could hear all the filthy things she was saying and she could only think of one thing
“ It should've been me DAMNIT”
Once all this has occurred your heir/heiress should be properly changed for the betterment of your next generational wealth, be sure to constantly overbear against them to ensure maximum effectiveness.
“Pfft, Get a load of this eh N” Tessa continues, “My parents wrote a guide to get me to behave and marketed it as a solution, hehe it did the complete opposite”
Tessa was standing in her room sipping a glass of wine, now older and more mature.
“I bet you enjoyed that punishment as much as me, it was probably your idea, you dirty minded bastard” Tessa spoke to N
N now in Disassembler form looked down at Tessa as he dwarfed her in size. “Of course Tessa I Love doing anything” the former butler Slyly grinned.
“Mmn good” she hummed “I reckon its time for another upgrade for you N” she said as she gave the Disasembler a sultry grin.
“Oh and what might that be my love” N responded pulling her close into a hung and touching her on only the least appropriate areas.
“I think its time we test out those artificial baby makers i put inside you” Tessa Lustfully stared down at what can only be assumed as an already too gigantic appendage for any normal woman.
“Of course my dear, I always wanted a family” N lovingly Smiled, “but can we finish our new family off with a dog i’d love a dog for our family!” N cheered as his tail wagged like the pet he wanted as he was nuzzling into her chest
Tessa giggled “of course my sweet not so small in anyway butler”
“But it has to be a golden Retriever” N looked at her seriously
“Of course Enny” Tessa kindly responded “but just one more thing”
N looked up at her
“Did you fuck my mom?”
“Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh-”
END
P.S I made tessa 18 so i'm not gonna end up like a minecraft youtuber