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Thad: For the last time N, just because were roommates doesn't mean i have to check under your bed for monsters, that's childish.
N: But what about kissing your homie goodnight.
Thad: I'm not a monster N.
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Rebecca: Oh shit its a murder drone, RUN!
V: *mockingly *oh shit its miss deep dish pussy, SHE HAS HERPES!
Rebecca: *visible disgust*
V: yeah not fun now, is it?
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V: so remind me why we didn't bring N along again?
J: that moron has infinite creative energy, if he actually tried he’d wipe out the entire planet.
N *distant yelling* Hey guys i just learned to tame sentinels and put them in my custom made crochet sweaters, like those dog videos online!
V:this is why we keep him here
J: This is why he stays here, yes.
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Lizzy: girl you're the second hottest girl here, hell have to be stupid not to date you V.
V: you're right! I'm gonna tell him how i feel right now!
* Later *
Lizzy: so … how'd it go?
V: I told him I wanted to be more than friends…
Lizzy: aaaaannd?
V *head in hands* he said “like super best friends?”
Lizzy: Well, I mean… I wasn't wrong, he is stupid.
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Mitchell: sorry Yeva, doctors orders I can't take you home.
Yeva: (Russian) If you let me out, I'll. *Sigh* I'll let you do it in the butt.
Mitchell: …
Mitchell: I'll be right back.
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Alice: So Nori, why are you here again?
Core Nori: To find the solver patch
Alice: Uh-huh so does your family know you're here, or did your family watch your fake death?
Core Nori: *Whispers* Holy shit I’m a terrible parent.
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V: So how does it feel to be a servant boi wife
N: I'm not gonna lie, I like the maid dress it makes me feel cute, *N spins around making the dress fly up* wheeee.
Uzi: *drooling and looking disrespectfully* no lube, no protection, all night, all day… (look up the rest)
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Thad: N I noticed you have a type.
N: * Pfft * No I don't.
Thad: you went from psychotic murderer with severe PTSD and communication issues. To a smaller different type of psychotic but less murdery girl with Daddy issues and major relationship difficulties.
N: But what about V when she was a worker?
Thad: *Cocks an eyebrow at N *
N: oh right. Still was a nervous wreck and was afraid of getting sent back to the dump.
Thad: Well at least, we only have to deal with those two so it should be an easier choice to make. right?
J, Doll, Lizzy and Literally any female character from Murder drones:
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J: Honestly N you’re a complete failure, is your idiot brain being fucked by stupid?
N: * Stammers* I-I uh…
J: *throws her jacket in his face* well? are we doing this or what?
N: *Inhales* My idiot brain is being fucked by stupid.