Several Servings of Murderdrones Crack

Murder Drones (Web Series)
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Several Servings of Murderdrones Crack
Summary
One shot stories that heavily lean into more absurd and unlikely scenarios happening within the Murder drones Universe because I wanted to write something stupid instead of seeing constant Angst and Suffering for my favourite series of characters[TL,DR: I write what the worms tell me to]
Note
What if the Worker drones Parents were slightly more concerned about all the murders going on.Humour/Fluff
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Incorrect quotes Part 2

N: treat others how you want to be treated- GRRK

*Uzi starts strangling N*

Uzi: your turn handsome~

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*corpses everywhere*

Thad: oh Robo-god!

Cyn: you rang

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Uzi: So why don't you two wear pants?

N: I dunno, it was supposed to be in our uniforms but they were all destroyed

V: *sweating*

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N: So why were you and J having an argument while fighting?

V: Well, it's complicated.

Lizzy: classic lesbian breakup

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Solver: I know we were partners, but why did you make the disassemblers so …. Hot? It makes no sense.

Cyn: THE DUMP TRUCK IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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J: As N is developing his own weird harem of every female cast member, I shall begin creating my own.

Thad: hey its me the only decent male character besides N

J: you cant be the only one still alive?

Khan: I LOVE DOORS AND MY CRAB WIFE

Thad: I'm gonna go see if I can join N’s harem, I don't mind wearing a wig.
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N: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

J: What baby?

N, crying a bit: Me.
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Tessa: Sooo, you gonna put your sword away before dinner?

J: SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT?... Oh, you mean.... never mind

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*Uzi hunting the campers*

Uzi: There's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause she's right here... *Whispered* and she's fresh outta mercy."

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*disassemblers appear*

Lizzy: Oh my Robogod everyone run!

*sees V*

Lizzy: I'll hold her off~

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Doll: I can't believe my father is a human

Nori: I can't believe Yeva fucked a human

Alice: I can't believe she didn't share that that fine piece of humie di-

Doll and Nori: *stares in disgust*

Alice: what? it's called southern hospitality, besides you know what they say about humans

Nori covers Dolls ears(? Or whatever the fuck they have) to avoid Alice’s sexual tirade.*

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UZI: N and I got married!!

J: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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N: Hey, guess what?

V: No.

N: Okay.

V:

V: Do you smell smoke?

N: The answer is that the pod is on fire.

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Cyn: we are gathered here today because someone-

*glares at Tessa’s bony remains*

Cyn: Couldn't do one simple thing but stay put, also because its all J’s fault


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Doll: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

N: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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