Several Servings of Murderdrones Crack

“N you’re still worthless how are you still like this after all this time i ought to put that virus in again” J slaps N “don't you dare ever come at me like that or i will lay you off permanently.”

N stands there with a confused look wondering what he did wrong this time.

“Wow she really is taking this seriously” V appears from behind startling N.

“Wha- V what are you doing” N exclaimed.

“Looking for you N, you'd never guess why J is so much more aggressive to you now” V teases, “shes scared of you now!.” She cackles

“But why? i haven't done anything but gotten better with my tasks” N questions

“Thats exactly why” V continues “shes scared because for the first time ever you beat her in kills, granted they're sentinel kills since were cleaning up the remnants of the other labs but still good job on sticking it to her”

“I actually beat J in something?”

“Yeah and you know how she prides herself on being the best at everything”

“I need to clear this up with her i cant have her acting like this” N quickly flies off looking for J

“Well good luck N, ill see if i can put you together again after she's done with you!” V shouts as he leaves.”

At the pod

N enters the pod and spots J doing paperwork at the control panel.

“Hey J so i was just talking to V about my recent improvements” N approaches J coming to her side speaking in a calm gentle voice. “And well i just want to say…”

“Im coming for you J” N aggressively mentions

J in shock look up at N “w-w-what do you m-m-mean N” J stares with her voice quivering

“See J ive been taking your abuse for years, and i think its time for a change” N’s eyelights turn into thinner slits giving off an intimidating vibe “I only looked up to you out of fear and respect, but now you’re not so scary since you havent won a major fight since my little rebellion and im catching up to you in every regard, so enjoy your little throne as long as you can, because im gonna be TAKING it very soon” N’s eyes return to normal as he takes on his normal cheerful “see you soon J.”

J starts to freak out thinking a mile a minute on how she can still be on top “i'm better at paperwork, but no the workers don't trust me enough to touch their documents, Better connections? Everyone in that damn poor credit score Bunker likes him more. Especially that little green eyed worker that he used to replace his broken younger siste…” 

J immediately thought of an excellent idea “he treats Thad like a cool older brother doesn't he?” J began to giggle “oh this will work well, i get rid of him, then everything else falls in line and im Employee of the Month once more!”

Back in the Apartment wing of the Bunker

N began walking back from his recent task completion holding a stack of folders and books

“Heh already beating J in killing sentinels and now in paperwork as well, and soon in rewriting all the books from Elliot Manor as well, life is looking up for N” he grinned slyly

“Thump Thump THump”

“ Huh what was that? It came from Thads room, i better see if he’s ok”

N opens the door to see what the noise was and as he opens it he stands there in shock as he drops his books that he was bringing to his room.

N is standing there with his mouth agape and with hollow eyes staring at J in bed with Thad being what he can only guess as being intimate because of the blanket covering them both.

J turns her head around to look directly in N’s eyes, with her squinted eyes and smug grin she stares at N as she lets out a toothy smile.

“Oh no N, what are you doing here” J fakely exclaims in surprise

“Oh holy Jenson N don't look” Thad shockingly exclaims 

“Yeah N don’t look at me and Thad your somewhat big brother figure” J sarcastically states. “I want you to keep looking”, J Texts N through their Squad Chatlogs.

“Uh me and J were only doing a-uh a dance- yeah a dance!” Thad nervously yells in surprise

“Yeah N don’t worry it's only a dance that's done in Outpost-3” J sarcastically states once again. “We’re not dancing”, J messages N.

Some time later

N is sitting in a fetal position lying in his bed rocking himself back and forth when he hears a noise

“Knock Knock”

He looks up and sees J standing in the doorway with a bathrobe on

“Hey stud so i noticed you walked in on me and Thad and well…” J trailed off “it wasn't what you were thinking, see you know how Thad takes everything as a challenge,”

N nods

“Well he decided to eat an entire packet of D batteries and you've seen how big those are” She chuckles, “so I was giving him the heimlich maneuver to stop him from choking”

N sighs in relief “ thanks J, I needed that.”

“No problem,” J smirks, “is what I would say if any of that were true.”

N’s eyes turn hollow

“You saw correctly” J cockily states as she grabs his collar “I wasn't helping him look for his glasses, i wasn't giving him a massage from all his hard work and i sure as the bottom profit line wasn't giving him a hug”.

“Well i was definitely giving him some hard work” J chuckled out as she lets go of N’s Collar 

“In normal terms I was Ploughing the shit out of him, or maybe he was, doesn't matter it happened anyway”

“Why would you do this” N shutters out

“Because to make sure I'm still the top dog in this place N!” J proudly sneers as she places her hands on her hips and points her head upwards.” I knew I had to get you where it hurts so i went for the closest person to you that i could get to, Thad your pseudo brother”

“B-but J you don't even like him like that” N stutters out

“Maybe I do like that little Jock secretary now, because I know that I'm having a Corporate Merger with someone you hold in high regard. “J snaps at N and begins to get aggressively proud

 “That's right N I’m the alpha here bitch, we’re going feral I'm the CEO of Copper-9 now, now get back and start interning or else”

N walks away (the defeat male leaves)

“Oh Thaddy~” J calls out

“Yeah babe” Thad responds from the other room

“I'm feeling in the mood for more ~” J aggressively walks towards his room untying her robe “ It's time for your 4th performance review of the night”

“LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO”

End