Chapter 1
It was a typical day at DOOR-1, the birds were silent, the flowers weren't blooming, because it's a frozen wasteland with no life. What did you expect? The WDF were having another card game, when all of a sudden.
WARNING, WARNING MURDERDRONES HAVE INFILTRATED THE BUNKER THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
All of the door guards collectively groaned under the blaring red lights. “Again? This is the second time this week” Ron grumbled. “At this point i don’t even know why they keep trying?” Makarov states with his head in his hands.
“ALRIGHT EVERYONE YOU KNOW THE DRILL!” Khan exclaimed with joy “TO THE EVACUATION SPOT!”
A younger worker who had recently joined the WDF because of mostly boredom, since he had nothing better to do and rent was still not so surprisingly cheap with all the murders going on, but not so cheap for it to be free quickly noticed Khan’s demeanour. “Why is he so happy about this, didn't his wife die to those things?”
“Ah young blood, you still don't know about what Khan and the other parents do when this happens don't you?” the older Makarov questioned. The young WDF worker looked up with a questioning gaze. “Um no, all I know is that they send most of us to the evacuation spot while the others stand in front of us in a separate room, and what do you mean by the other parents?” the young worker questioned.
“Hey Ron, Youngblood here doesn't know what happens when we drive them off again” Makarov grinned. Ron wrapped his arm around the younger worker, “oh he will soon, with the WDF you see front row how we drive off those pests!” Ron smirked with Makarov.
“I have a name you know,” The younger worker exclaimed” it's Gr-” “Quiet Greenie, until we get a new recruit your bottom rung and that gives us the right to mess with you” a WDF member shouted from behind after eavesdropping on the conversation. The young drone started again “But my eyes aren't green they're- mmph ” a hand was slapped over his mouth “we're here for the show be quiet” Ron whispered.
The younger worker looked confused until he saw a screen with two Murder Drones walking towards the camera, One with Pigtails with a smug and powerful domineering aura and another with a Bob cut with a psychopath grin, he decided to call them that since it was easier to tell who was who (and did not want to call them anything else like “dominatrix and “ass out for the world” ) “This here is the real entertainment watch” a WDF member exclaimed with glee.
Several Worker drones started to enter the video feed frame, each of them carrying a different weapon: pool cue, belt, wooden spoon, slipper- wait slipper?, as the young WDF member looked again all of the worker drones were middle aged with two even being grandmas with an apron and a scarf around their heads.
“Wh- Why are they so old?” he thought. But what he didn’t realise is that the two female disassembly drones looked on in fear, as all of the drones charged them with one of the Grandmas throwing the slipper at the bob cut’s head, immediately knocking her to the floor, all the surrounding drones began to wail on them not letting up.
A million thoughts were going on in the young workers head but the biggest one being spoken in a small whimper. “How?” “That's easy, Ron said” They're parents, and everyone is scared of parents no matter who they are, even if their not their parents, you see those two,” Ron pointed at the grandmas as one was beating on the Pigtails with a wooden spoon and another was throwing haymakers at Bob Cut with the slipper. “That's Abuela and Babushka, they terrify everyone, then again they are the nicest people in the bunker so eh?” Ron shrugged
“There's only two this time, where's the other one?” the newcomer asked. “Sometimes the guy doesn't even show up, and even of he does he normally hides out somewhere and we have to go find him” Makarov “normally that’s what Khan does, I still have no clue how he finds him though?”
Meanwhile
Uzi is sitting on her bed with her laptop open when she hears a noise coming from her vents, as she looks up she sees a drooling grin with sharp teeth and a yellow X in the darkness of her room, it snarls out “I've come to collect your soul” she flicks his “eyes” “ow -hey that was mean Uzi” N snickers. “of course it was dummy” Uzi states giggling, “you tried to scare me again, you got what you deserve”. “Ok fair” N relinquishes, another decisive win for Uzi. “So what are we watching now?” N asks as he curls into Uzi’s lap like a gigantic cat. Uzi chuckles “well I was going to try this new anime i found online called “Boku no pico” but now I'm distracted by you being a giant house cat” she starts to giggle again.
N looks up after hearing Uzi giggle, he loves hearing her laugh its one of the best thing she loves about her, scratch that he loves everything about her.
He looks up at her “I'm not a big house cat, I'm a Cheetah at least,” N huffs.
“Really then, how?” Uzi half teases half questions “god i love everything about you” N thinks, “well cheetahs are skinny, lean, tall, yellow and also act like house cats, and especially love to purr around those we like” N explains like a nerd.
“Oh really then,” Uzi teases again “Prove it.”
N gets up with a huff and pulls her down into a hug onto the bed, whilst nuzzling into her head.
Uzi caught off guard starts to blush madly like whatever the purple equivalent of a tomato is as she starts to hear: “Purr” “Purr” “Purr” “he can actually purr?” Uzi questions in her head, “Purr” “Purr” “Purr” “Does this mean he likes me?”
Uzi’s internal monologue causes her to blush even brighter
“Is that good enough for you my lovely Biscuit~” N purrs again through his “Purrs”
(Goddamn I can write better than Shakespeare)
Uzi almost starts to blue screen from N’s sheer adork-ableness
“Does this mean you like me N?” Uzi nervously questions.
“of course I like you, Uzi I like you a lot~” Uzi just sits there and responds with the most eloquent and perfect sentence one can respond with in this situation:
“yay”
“So anyway let's see that anime you wanted to show me” N responds
20 minutes later
Uzi and N are clinging to each other in gross horror after watching the anime Uzi found neither need to say a word as they can both understand each other just from the situation, “I wish I could trade places with J and V instead of watching this”
When all of a sudden Uzi’s door is kicked down and is flung into the opposing wall leaving a huge crack in the wall with the door lodged into it, and standing there is the most terrifying thing weather can imagine.
A Khan Doorman holding his belt brimming with silent rage “Uzi” Khan silently asked “why is the genocide robot in your room.” Uzi starts to fumble her words “its- u-um- er- i-i can explain?” she panickingly questions herself. “really now?” Khan questions while looping his belt with a snap to make sure it hurts more. “It's for a project about …. Doors?” Uzi hopes her excuse would work, Khan looks to both of them hugging on her bed “Really now?” he say in a calm rage, he snaps the belt together to make sure it makes a loud “SNAP”.
“GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK HERE BOYYYYYY!” Kahn yells while chasing N down the corridors swinging his belt making sure to hit it against the walls so it makes loud “SNAP”, so clearly her lying skills need some work.
Uzi is chasing after both of them trying to calm her father down “DAD ITS OK NOTHING HAPPENED PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM I LIKE HIM ALOT!” Uzi pleads with her father “NO BOYS IN THE HOUSE UZI YOU KNOW THE DAMN RULES!” Kahn yells back “WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR, TILL COLLEGE!” “FOR, TILL COLLEGE?!?” Uzi exclaims “FOR, TILL COLLEGE!” Khan answers back “WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A COLLEGE ON COPPER-9” Uzi answers back “EXACTLY ” Khan yells back as he swings his belt nicking N in the back shoulder “AIEEEEE” N screams from the pain. “i’msorryMr.UziIhavetogonowBYEEEE” N quickly talks as he opens his wings and flies out of the bunker whilst grabbing V and J from the dogpile of drones beating them half dead.
“Uzi” Khan looks down at his daughter with stern discipline, “we need to have a talk” “uh oh” Uzi thinks to herself.
Back at the Pod
“So moron-bot” J announces to N who is sitting on a chair “do you mind telling me where you were when we were dealing with those toasters” N tries to look around for help but V is standing next to J with her arms crossed giving him a death glare.
N starts “I was uh-”
“Don't even bother finishing that sentence” J bites at him, you were out there fraternizing with those toasters weren't you” J finishes.
“But if they were toasters and they beat you up, what does that make you J?” N questions without a hint of malice, J stares back with a visible anger mark on her screen “they unionised and got in the way of better corporate efficiency, like the toaster they are” she hisses “oh for the love of JC Jenson and in the name of Corporate Consolidation why shouldn't i kill you right now?” J seemingly questions.
N was looking up and saw that V was also looking down on him angry but also somewhat hurt or jealous?, “no it can't be” N thought to himself, but all of a sudden he had an idea “if you wanna play like this V, then fine ill play along too” N internally monologues whilst imaging himself rubbing his hands together like a goofy villain.
“V DID THE SAME THING, SHE HANGS OUT WITH THE CHEERLEADERS!!!”
“N YOU LITTLE TRAITOR FU-”
The End