Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, Cedric Diggory/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter
Tags
Rough Sex Crack Self-Harm Explicit Sexual Content Non-Consensual Drug Use Enemies to Lovers Sexual Tension Multiple Orgasms Don't Read This Slut Shaming Not Serious Slurs Dildos Please Kill Me There's A Tag For That Slut Shaming Alexander Hamilton Twink Draco Malfoy
Summary
I made this in 7th grade to make fun of hp x reader stories on wattapad from 2014. Kill me please. This is the most unserious story ever
Note
btw the authors note at the end was in the stories notes in my app thingy not real info
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Chapter 5

When I successfully leaved the Hufflepuff common room I asked myself what to do now

I decided to go to my houses common room when I arrived  Draco was there

He said "Hey whore ass you didn't kill yourself I was hoping you would ngl so I wouldn't have to tutor your stupid ass"

"I-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-sorry" I cried

"OMFG JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY HOE KYS AND GET OVER HERE SO I CAN FUCKING TUTOR YOU WHORE" he cried

I walked over to him and I saw him looking at my ass my ass is 69inches big

"Okay slut what will happen if you mix cum and whores horse blood" he said

"Y-y-you-d g-g-get-m-meth"

"Praise the fucking lord you filthy bitch you get polyjuice kys"

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