Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Kill me Harry Potter Crack fic I mqde in 7th grade
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, Cedric Diggory/Original Female Character(s), Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter
Tags
Rough Sex Crack Self-Harm Explicit Sexual Content Non-Consensual Drug Use Enemies to Lovers Sexual Tension Multiple Orgasms Don't Read This Slut Shaming Not Serious Slurs Dildos Please Kill Me There's A Tag For That Slut Shaming Alexander Hamilton Twink Draco Malfoy
Summary
I made this in 7th grade to make fun of hp x reader stories on wattapad from 2014. Kill me please. This is the most unserious story ever
Note
btw the authors note at the end was in the stories notes in my app thingy not real info
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Chapter 1

Chapter one

My pink orbs saw the light of day "sighh" I am at hogwarts

I get out of bed I have to jump though because Im 1" tall and I weigh 4 pounds

"ouch" the fall hurt I stand up and walk to my drawer and took out the clothes I have to wear. "ughh why a uniform" I moaned loudly I was the only girl in the slyrithen house
..

I walked to the shower abd stripped my clothes off.

When I pulled back the curtain there 9was a boy!!!!

It was Draco Malfoy he was completely exposed

I saw is 5ft thing hanging

I blushed
I was also exposed

My breasts were hanging out they are 100in

He yelled "FUCKING SLUTTY ASS WHORE BITCH MUDBLOOD WHORE KYS KYS DUMB BITCH I HOPE YOU GET CRUICFIED WHORE"

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-s-so-o-o-ory" i cried begging for forgiveness, yet I still got butterlies

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