Better Ridiculous Than Boring (Drabbles)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Better Ridiculous Than Boring (Drabbles)
Summary
Sometimes you have really stupid ideas that keep you up at night. This is a collection of those.Tags added as and when. Updated every now and then.
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Index

Learned Love Of My Life

1.3K, dramione, nottpott, ministry employees/lawyers/judges in court, crack treated seriously, fluff and humour

Very Much Not A Problem

2K, dramione, nottpott, past astoria and draco, they're in a bar, astoria bashing, includes pansy, blaise, and daphne, crack treated seriously (as per), fluff and humour, hermione wearing green, long suffering harry potter

Theo’s Best Day Ever

1.2K, dramione, nottpott, platonic potts n pans (harry and pansy), domestic fluff, crack (again), bearded harry potter agenda, tiny dog with a stupid name

Handcuffs and Misogyny

4.3K, dramione, nottpott, past astoria and draco, includes scorpius, ron, and pansy. kidnap/aurors/rescue mission. fluff!

Never Have I Ever Had A Secret Relationship

2.7K, dramione, nottpott, eighth year truth or dare, includes blaise, pansy, ginny, and ron

A Mild Inconvenience

0.8K, dramione, aurors causing mischief, once again includes a long suffering harry potter

Lilac Storm Clouds Over Head

3.9K, dramione, nottpott, astoria and draco, astoria bashing, sort of angsty but it's a happy ending. supportive lucius and narcissa! includes theo in his healer era and draco in st mungo's

Draco’s Favourite Colour

1.6K, dramione, nottpott, pansville, astoria and ron, seamus is also there. they're all in a bar. fluffy humour, I guess?

Taking Hades Back To Hell

0.9K, dramione, break up, no hea/ambiguous ending. future astoria and draco, a marriage contract that nobody wanted, and a dog called hades

A Rose By Any Other Name

1.6K, dramione, eighth year soulmates/head boy and girl, fluff and humour

Lucius Malfoy Has An Epiphany

0.7K, dramione, marriage law/pureblood politics, lucius is a good father for once

Hopes and Regrets

1.3K, dramione, hermione receives a surprise in lucius' will (made myself cry writing this one)

Misplaced Bookmarks

1K, dramione, open/ambiguous ending, eighth year, healing from the war, nottpott, golden trio friendship, fluffy and peaceful

A Permanent Musteline Existence

3.8K, dramione, very minor pansville, blaise, theo, and scorpius are also in it. fluff, crack, humour, ridiculousness as per usual. the slytherins own an apothecary :)

Cormac McLaggen's String Quartet

3.6K, dramione, narcissa, theo, pansy. fluff, tiny bit of angst I guess? astoria bashing at her own wedding. oof.

Are You Paying Attention?

1K, dramione, hermione has convinced herself that nobody could ever love her, that nobody even wants to bother trying to. I wonder if there's a certain slytherin hanging around to prove her wrong? non-linear snapshots, entirely fluff, you know how it is 

Out Of Time

1.1K, dramione, hermione has several musings as she stands at draco's grave. (made myself cry again)

The Finest Snake There Ever Was

0.8K, dramione (eventually), draco and his friends watch hermione's son whilst she's visiting her parents, and definitely don't steer him on a certain snake-like path. absolutely not. fluff and very little plot. 

The Professor And The Babysitter

2.1K, dramione, hermione babysits way too many kids and muses on how she ended up there. this has way more lore than any one shot really needs but I did it anyway. fluff, family fluff, etc etc. 

Wherever You Are

1.2K, dramione, hermione gets herself cursed and draco is stubborn about it. lil bit angsty, but it'll be ok. 

Free Shoes For Life

0.7K, dramione? maybe? in the future? it's open ended, pre-relationship vibes. pansy's on her hen do, and scores herself a great deal on shoes when she does draco the favour of a lifetime.

I Would've Sent A Card If I'd Known

2.8K, dramione, pure fluff and little else. hermione's parents too!

Asters For September

1.4K, dramione, draco has a tattoo shop, and hermione's dad is a 100% a slytherin.

Psychopathic Soulmates

1.4K, dramione, the slytherins stage an intervention worried that draco has nothing in common with hermione. they needn't have worried.

Pas De Deux

2.2K, dramione, open/ambiguous ending (technically), some unexpected guests come to see rose's ballet recital. 1000% fluff.

The Last Secret

1.8K, dramione, open/ambiguous ending but also not really, hermione cannot rest until she knows what goes on at the legendary slytherin house parties. what she finds really wasn't what she was expecting.

Nothing You've Not Done Before

3.5K, dramione, then not dramione, then dramione again! minor potts and pans, angst and fluff. hermione worries about money for some reason.

Go For Jasper

2.6K, hermione x OC, dramione endgame, hermione's fiance is a massive arsehole so we bash him to hell and back! what more could one want when buying their wedding dress?

Zero Days

1.4K, dramione, tw for loss of a child - skip this one if that's not for you! <3 second chances/healing vibes

The Sweetest Sunday

1.7k, dramione, this is so sweet all of your teeth WILL fall out. you were warned and I'm not sorry.

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