#2
"Minerva and Albus”
11:00 AM: Day 1
Albus: @Minerva, please report on the situation with Hagrid.
Minerva: The.
Spiders.
Are.
Everywhere.
Albus: Oh, dear.
I’ll send someone to help you.
Minerva: Please do.
“The Better Gryffindors”
7:00 PM: Day 2
Forge: i must say
that lashing from gonnie
was spectacularly horrible
Gred: tremommy was nice enough tho
I reckon she likes it when we call her that
Forge: course she does
ginger: it’s endearing
HermioneGranger: You three are insufferable. Have you not learned your lesson?
BoyWhoLived: they’re not much for learning
Gred: hey we learn fine
Forge: when we want to
ginger: who added u anyway
HermioneGranger: Percy has asked me to monitor all chats including @Gred, @Forge, and @ginger, so I hexed all of your devices to automatically add me to your chats.
Gred: bloody
Forge: hell
ginger: why don’t we ever find any of the good hexes
Gred: like you’d be able to use them anyway
Forge: can’t even turn a rat yellow
ginger: wtf
THAT WAS FIRST YEAR
I CAN DO IT NOW
Gred: sure you can, ronny
HermioneGranger: Honestly, Ron, why must you always get so worked up?
ginger: ISTG
I CAN
I CAN TURN THE RAT YELLOW NOW
WATCH ME
BoyWhoLived: …
can i copy ur divination hw while ur doing that
ginger: NO
USE HERMIONE’S
BoyWhoLived: @HermioneGranger?
HermioneGranger: Nope.
BoyWhoLived: some friends you lot are
just one class
ONE DAY
PLEASE
HermioneGranger: You’ve said that for the last three months.
BoyWhoLived: ugh
fine
i’ll just do it myself
…
@ginger
twenty knuts if you help me do it
ginger: gimme that hw
HermioneGranger: The lack of integrity sickens me.
Gred: boo
Forge: hoo
HermioneGranger: By the way, I also installed a lockdown hex on all your devices that should be in effect right about . . . now.
All members of the chat were muted.