#3
“The Better Gryffindors”
7:00 PM, Day 3
BoyWhoLived: @ginger, u gud?
Gred: hate to say it ronny
Forge: but that fail was awfully spectacular
HermioneGranger: Oh, what have you done now?
BoyWhoLived: in their defense, ron managed to mess this up on his own
ginger: shut it
HermioneGranger: What happened?!
Gred: ronny attempted to turn the rat yellow at dinner
Forge: in front of the entire school
BoyWhoLived: and failed
ginger: i swear he flashed yellow
Gred: even old Gonny cracked a smile
Forge: and Hagrid laughed so hard he snorted spider hair
Gred: don’t forget Malfoy
bloke laughed so much his hairs lifted
ginger: shut it
r u lot even my brothers
ur just haters
leeJ: that’s it ron
silence the haters
ginger: at least i have ONE supporter
HermioneGranger: …
Animal cruelty to Scabbers, and massive embarrassment to you. Well done, Ron.
BoyWhoLived: this rlly isn’t fair to ron
why don’t we talk about smth else
HermioneGranger: like the divination hw?
BoyWhoLived: oh, you know me so well
help pls
HermioneGranger: We already agreed on the conditions of our contract. You know what to do.
BoyWhoLived: :(
oh great hermione
I beg of you
pls bestow your sacred assistance on me
and help me with the divination hw
HermioneGranger: All right. And now what do you say?
BoyWhoLived: thank you, wise one
HermioneGranger: You’re welcome.
Gred: wtf
Forge: looks like someone’s got a praise kink
HermioneGranger: Oh, look. Just in time.
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