#1
"Gryffindors"
10:45 AM: Day 1
ginger: @HermioneGranger
did you do the divinatoin hw
HermioneGranger: It's spelled divination.
And yes, I did.
I'm not helping you do yours again.
ginger: rude of u to assume i need help
...
but now that you mention it . . .
HermioneGranger: No.
ginger: blimey
@BoyWhoLived
can you believe her?
BoyWhoLived: just make up a load of bs
trelawney loves it
Gred: ah, old tremommy!
Forge: what a delight!
HermioneGranger: @Gred, @Forge, please refrain from intentionally butchering our honorable teachers' names.
Gred: kiss
Forge: ass
ginger: lmao
HermioneGranger: Your childish antics do not affect me.
Gred: ok
Forge: nerd
ginger: tremommy doesn't even like u
BoyWhoLived: @everyone
!!!!
MCGONAGALL JUST SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND READ
THE
ENTIRE
FUCKING
CHAT
Gred: shit
Forge: shit
HermioneGranger: At least you three will finally get what you deserve.
ginger: shit
mcgonagall is walking towards me
Gred: not everything is about you ron
Forge: clearly she's walking towards US
ginger: how tf is that a good thing
Forge: it's
Gred: NOT
ginger: delete the gc b4 she gets to u @Gred, @Forge
Gred: Too late, Weasley. This is Professor McGonagall. I expect to see all of you in my office as soon as classes end tomorrow afternoon. That includes you, Ms. Granger.
ginger: wait
professor
Forge: she's already gone
Gred: SHE SAW MY BLOODY LOCKSCREEN
it's a photoshopped picture of her snogging snape
💀
Forge: rip
ginger: Snape x McGonagall = SnoGonagall = Snoggall
HermioneGranger: WHY TF DO I HAVE TO GO TO HER OFFICE
WHAT DID I DO
BoyWhoLived: oops
Hermione's pissed
Hermione Granger: @Gred, @Forge, @ginger, YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS
ginger: come on
can't you appreciate the booty of Snoggall?
HermioneGranger:*beauty, not booty
AND NO, I CAN'T
HB#1: All of you will complete your work now and report to Professor McGonagall tomorrow at the specified time. This group chat will cease to be used until further notice, and I am watching all of you, especially @Gred, @Forge, and @ginger.
Gred, Forge, and three others were muted by HB#1
"Hogwarts Staff"
10:50 AM
Minerva: @Sybill, please meet me in my office after dismissal tomorrow. A few students have been passing around blatant disrespect of your name.
Sybill: those Weasley brats again, is it?
Minerva: Yes, and a few others.
Sybill: have they been calling me Tremommy again?
Minerva: I am afraid so.
Sybill: well, in that case
...
it's fine!
Minerva: What?
Sybill: it makes me feel rather powerful, to be honest
like i have control
mommies are respected, aren't they?
Minerva: Regardless . . .
I will not tolerate this from members of my own house.
Please report to my office tomorrrow.
Sybill: Very well, Minerva. What a buzzkill you are.
Hagrid: whoh wwnants otjo hea r a story
Severus: Appears as though the elephant's drunk again.
Remus: Shut it, Snivellus.
Severus: You shut it, you moon-sucking prat.
Remus: Go to hell, you greasy mud-rag.
Albus: Behavior such as this is not tolerated from Hogwarts staff. Both of you shall see me in my office Friday.
Remus and Severus were muted by Albus
Albus: @Minerva, please do go check on Hagrid.
Minerva: Of course, sir.
Hagrid: i donton need checkig on! thehe spiders are walking me back to my hut!
Minerva: I am coming, Hagrid. Do not let the spiders on school grounds. They cannot be seen by students.
Hagrid: too late
...
they beldn in w the ground?
Minerva: Stay there. I will handle this.