Part 1 - Chapter 2
i’m in charge created new chat
i’m in charge changed chat name to Phase 2
i’m in charge: it’s been long enough. we’re not doing anything yet, but get ready
Contingency Chat Without Riley
the only realist: michael what is this
the only realist: we’re all silent for weeks and now you suddenly start phase 2 without talking to any of us
babysitter: i knew you were doing something but i didn’t think it was something like this
#!: you knew something was happening???
what’s going on: he watches michael like crazy. are you really surprised?
#!: no, i guess not
yay: i’m honestly surprised he doesn’t know more than he does
babysitter: stop talking about me like i’m not here
still in charge: when did we all change our names?
still in charge: i feel left out
still in charge changed name to mutinied against
the only realist: stop trying to change the subject
mutinied against: no, i’m serious
mutinied against: this hurts
babysitter: answer the fucking question
babysitter: and we did it after you stormed out as much as you can storm out of a chat so you can’t blame us
yay: joey
yay: not helpful
babysitter: what?
the only realist: everybody shut up
mutinied against: is maddy suddenly in charge or something?
the only realist: better me than you, clearly. your judgement needs some work
mutinied against: look, i know what you think, but if this was about riley i wouldn’t have waited this long
babysitter: you really expect us to believe this has nothing to do with riley?
mutinied against: riley told me not to come help him
the only realist: you chatted riley???
mutinied against: seriously?
mutinied against: is everything i do a security risk?
babysitter: that’s a confirmed fact
mutinied against: ouch
mutinied against: i'm surprised you're not celebrating him talking me out of going after him
#!: which, to be fair, would have been more of a security risk than a chat
the only realist: all it proves is riley has more common sense than you
babysitter: which is pretty incredible considering riley’s common sense is pretty much nonexistent
mutinied against: hey, be nice to riley!
yay: aw, that’s kinda cute
yay: you sounded like a small child
mutinied against: i didn’t say bully me instead
babysitter: see, but we’re going to do that anyway
mutinied against: why do i like any of you?
the only realist: do you?
mutinied against: i’m not that mean
the only realist: just that stupid
mutinied against: to liek or not liek you?
babysitter: lmao
babysitter: both times
babysitter changed name to to liek or not to liek
mutinied against: never mind. i don’t like joey
to liek or not to liek: hey!
the only realist: finally, common sense
to liek or not to liek: why me?
#!: because it’s you
They’re So Fucking Stupid How Could They Possibly Think They Could Control Us?
see into your heart: i think it’s time
never leave you: why bother saying it? it’s not like you care what we say
seaside: dramatics, what else?
see into your heart: i hate both of you
never leave you: i’m hurt
see into your heart: i never said equally
never leave you: that’s better
see into your heart added sunshine to the chat
never leave you: another s? what is it with you people?
sunshine: um
seaside: ignore them, they’re always like this
sunshine: oh
never leave you: i will come for you next @seaside
seaside: next?
never leave you: after @see into your heart
seaside: oh right
seaside: so never
never leave you: you’re making your way up on my list
seaside: the two of you have been after each other since you’ve known each other and no one’s even made the first move
see into your heart: don’t worry @seaside, @never leave you has limited time left
never leave you: uh-huh
sunshine: do we not have names?
never leave you: nope!
never leave you: well, you might, but we don’t give them to each other
seaside: so are you saying you don’t have an actual name
never leave you: no
never leave you: i’m just saying i don’t have one right now
seaside: oh
seaside: understandable
see into your heart: not really understood, but whatever
never leave you: no one was talking to you
sunshine: ???
see into your heart: he’s precious
never leave you: you’re annoying
seaside: welcome to the conducts, @sunshine
Phase 2
i’m in charge: new mission. our opportunity
i’m in charge: we won’t do every mission, but this one’s got enough risk attached
i’m in charge: @l5, @s3, @f10, @f9: you’re first
l5: confirmed
f9: confirmed
s3: confirmed
f10: confirmed
i’m in charge: be ready
Report: Strike/ Department T on Target 78203
Target destroyed. No survivors.
Casualties: 4
Strike: Successful
-Head T
Phase 2
i’m in charge removed l5, s3, f9, and f10 from the chat
i’m in charge: good work
Contingency Chat Without Riley
the only realist: wow. that actually worked
mutinied against: thanks for that vote of confidence
yay: really, tho, that went better than i expected
#!: i can’t believe they actually bought it
to liek or not to liek: of course they did, they’re stupid
the only realist: fair
yay: we got people out, guys. we did it
what’s going on: but wow, this is going to take a while. we can’t do this every time and we only got 4 people out of 41
what’s going on: we’ll be doing this for months if not years
what’s going on: and we’re going to get more people if it goes on long enough
mutinied against: 41?
mutinied against: we’re still counting him?
the only realist: dumbass, did you think we were going to leave him?
the only realist: we can’t do it now if we don’t want to endanger everyone else
the only realist: but once they’re all gone, if we want to run a suicide mission and die getting riley out there’s no reason not to
to liek or not to liek: or we could rescue him and not die
to liek or not to liek: just saying
the only realist: if you want to be optimistic
to liek or not to liek: i do
to liek or not to liek: and @mutinied against stop crying it’s scary
to liek or not to liek: and also making me feel bad that you thought we were going to leave riley behind
yay: yeah, sorry about that. we thought you knew
mutinied against: did it look like i was thinking straight?
#!: fair
#!: sorry
what’s going on: yeah
to liek or not to liek: so, heartwarming as this is, i meant what i said about not wanting to die when we rescue riley so can we start with a plan on that too?
the only realist: ^^
They’re So Fucking Stupid How Could They Possibly Think They Could Control Us?
see into your heart: hey @never leave you, want to come get your ass kicked?
never leave you: huh, i would, but i don’t know anyone who’s good enough
never leave you: do you?
see into your heart: know someone who can kick my ass or yours?
never leave you: mine, i already know you know me
sunshine: does this really happen all the time?
seaside: all the time, kid. you’ll get used to it eventually
seaside: or at least learn to tune out the chat
sunshine: why am i kid?
see into your heart: because you’re precious and naive and therefore you’re the child here
see into your heart: even tho i’m pretty sure @never leave you is younger than you
seaside: @see into your heart so are you
sunshine: wait, how old are you guys?
never leave you: 15
seaside: 18
see into your heart: … i actually don’t know
never leave you: @see into your heart you’re 16. just
see into your heart: why do you know how old i am?
sunshine: why don’t you know how old you are?
see into your heart: i was too young to remember anything when i came here. no clue how old i even was then, and no clue how long i missed, so there’s no way to find out
see into your heart: so @never leave you why do you know?
never leave you: because i have access to all our files, and therefore your age
seaside: why do you have access to those?
never leave you: because i wanted to
seaside: wouldn’t they kill you if they found out you did that?
never leave you: right, because that worked out so well last time
seaside: fair
sunshine: ???
never leave you: story for another time
see into your heart: or you could just visit the mental ward @sunshine
sunshine: i’d rather not
seaside: probably smart
never leave you: idk, i kinda like it there
see into your heart: because you’re a sadist
never leave you: look who’s talking
[user: ghost user is haunting]
[search: strike, target 78203]
strike: success
casualties: 4
[request: mission footage]
no footage available
report?
[response: no]
[ghost user is haunting- logoff]
never leave you opened private chat with sunshine
never leave you: how much do you trust your friends?
sunshine: what’s that supposed to mean?
never leave you: the casualties on their last mission…
sunshine: i’d assume they’re starting the plan
never leave you: okay. better than them being actually dead, at least
sunshine: nice of you
never leave you: hey, i haven’t had friends in a while. not real ones. i’m out of practice with sounding liek i actually like people
sunshine: so what are we oging to do about it?
never leave you: i’ll worry about that for now
don’t you dare opened private chat with the voice of reason
don’t you dare: hey
don’t you dare: you okay?
the voice of reason: yeah
the voice of reason: why?
don’t you dare: be careful
the voice of reason: ummm
the voice of reason: okay
[user: ghost user is haunting]
[searching for chat]
no chat exists
reenter search?
[searching for chat]
search results inconclusive
[new system search]
[system not found]
enter system?
[no entry alert registered]
welcome, ghost user is haunting
[adding new member to chat]
[no user attached]
Contingency Chat Without Riley
to liek or not to liek: so… we’ve come up with nothing
to liek or not to liek: for a week
the only realist: because we’re all idiots
mutinied against: well, yes
mutinied against: and you’ve also shot down every idea we’ve brought up
the only realist: when the time comes that we have to go with a suicidal plan, i’ll approve one. for now, i’m going to see if we can come up with a better one
yay: fair
unknown added hyperactive idiot to the chat
to liek or not to liek: wtf
hyperactive idiot: hi guys