Gods

Contingency Chat Without Riley

mutinied against: riley?

hyperactive idiot changed name to i’m still alive

mutinied against: that’s not funny

i’m still alive: okay, can i just… get names? you changed them while i was gone

to liek or not to liek: no shit

to liek or not to liek: also joey

#!: maddie

yay: scarlet

what’s going on: james

the only realist: maddy

mutinied against: michael

i’m still alive: ok thanks

to liek or not to liek: ok

to liek or not to liek: now

to liek or not to liek: wtf

i’m still alive: …yeah

i’m still alive: i’m back

i’m still alive: the good news is they’re not torturing me anymore

mutinied against: that should not have to be good news

the only realist: still good news, tho

the only realist: but then why are you here

i’m still alive: i’m not here to turn you in, don’t worry

i’m still alive: they’re not as good at controlling conducts as they think

the only realist: so you said

i’m still alive: oh shit

i’m still alive: all of you actually read those?

yay: what did you think?

i’m still alive: i didn’t

yay: fair

mutinied against: how much danger are you in right now?

i’m still alive: still too much for you to come get me

i’m still alive: but the other three have been pulling this off much longer than i have so i don’t think i’m going to get caught

the only realist: are none of them actually being controlled?

i’m still alive: not like people think

i’m still alive: they still do whatever they’re told, but it’s to keep the fact that they can still think for themselves secret, not because they can’t resist

i’m still alive: also they all hate each other

the only realist: great

to liek or not to liek: i mean… not really our problem tho

mutinied against: but you’re alright?

i’m still alive: yeah

sunshine opened private chat with never leave you

sunshine: thank you

never leave you: don’t mention it

They’re So Fucking Stupid How Could They Possibly Think They Could Control Us?

sunshine: so do we ever do anything?

see into your heart: no

seaside: sit around all day and bitch at each other over the chat

seaside: also the other two get into fights every other hour or so but don’t do that

see into your heart: don’t take that decision away from him

see into your heart: but don’t get hurt precious

never leave you: we’re mostly here to torture people and also if there’s some suicide mission to go on but those don’t happen a lot

never leave you: they probably won’t make you tortue anyone tho

sunshine: ok?

see into your heart: nothing personal precious but i don’t think you’d be very good at it

see into your heart: also there’s nothing you could do that a regular interrogator couldn’t

seaside: why nothing personal tho?

see into your heart: the child is precious and i wil not hurt ihs feelings

never leave you: if your autocorrect was on and that had gone to its you would have died

see into your heart: shut

sunshine opened private chat with never leave you

sunshine: you never did say why you suddenly agreed to add me back into the chat

never leave you: i mean, not that you weren’t doing enough that it wasn’t much of a safety risk anyway…

never leave you: but i looked further into the new security you guys added in a little before you ended up with us and

never leave you: well

never leave you: i designed it

sunshine: WTF

never leave you: if i told your new adoptive parent that you curse how do you think she would react?

sunshine: don’t dodge the explanation

never leave you: ah

never leave you: well

never leave you: i feel like that’s going to be a bit of an explanation…

never leave you: actually

never leave you: wait a minute

never leave you: you’ll get your explanation, don’t worry

never leave you: but i’m either going to make it smoother or much, much worse

[user: ghost user is haunting]

[locate system from databanks]

[system not found, located]

[entering chat]

Contingency Chat Without Riley

i haunt you XD added i haunt you XD to the chat

mutinied against: what now

i’m still alive: wtf are you doing

the only realist: i’m not even going to justify that name with a question

the only realist: so instead, i’m going to go with riley

mutinied against: guys, what?

what’s going on: huh

what’s going on: hi lianna

i haunt you XD: hi!

#!: oh shit hi

to liek or not to liek: ok so that name tho where did that come from it’s so random

yay: i can’t tell if you know what’s going on, don’t care, or this is your coping mechanism

to liek or not to liek: third one

i haunt you XD: the user i’m using for this is undetectable, so it comes from the ghost part of that

to liek or not to liek: ok nice

to liek or not to liek: the rest of you carry on

to liek or not to liek: i’m going to go scream in terror because there’s a new first yearer and they’re terrifying

i haunt you XD: yeah, sorry, lianna, she/her

yay: got it

yay: we kinda know a little but not much

to liek or not to liek: wait wait wait wait

to liek or not to liek: were you the one who added riley back in?

i haunt you XD: yep

to liek or not to liek: huh

to liek or not to liek: ok

to liek or not to liek: bye now

i’m still alive: i have no clue what’s going on

i’m still alive: i think i’m going to go scream now too

i haunt you XD: yeah sorry to dump this on you

i haunt you XD: i had an idea for how to tell you but then i slipped up

i’m still alive: it’s fine

i’m still alive: this works

i’m still alive: it’s somewhat less scary

mutinied against: not for the rest of us

i’m still alive: too bad for you, then

to liek or not to liek: michael is just staring at this in shock and terror

mutinied against: tf

mutinied against: are you still stalking me?

to liek or not to liek: yes

to liek or not to liek: you’re still at risk of doing something stupid

mutinied against: fuck you

#!: anyway…

#!: do you need names or do you just not know any of them anyway so it doesn’t really matter?

i haunt you XD: i know who’s who

i haunt you XD: most of your security i came up with, remember?

to liek or not to liek: ok that’s terrifying

to liek or not to liek changed name to scared

scared changed i haunt you XD’s name to scary first-yearer

i haunt you XD: lmao

scared: wait what why didn’t that work

i haunt you XD: because i didn’t want it to

scared: like i said

scared: scary

mutinied against: i think i’m still in shock

the only realist: that sounds about right

the only realist: your reaction time sucks

i haunt you XD: wait

i haunt you XD: maddy

i haunt you XD: your name

the only realist: wait no-

i haunt you XD changed the only realist’s name to faking sanity

mutinied against: exposed

faking sanity: lee, i hate you

i haunt you XD: no you don’t :)

i’m still alive: i can feel the smugnes

scared changed chat name to Chaos Has Arrived

yay: someone needs to bring joey’s naming crusade under control

mutinied against: eh

mutinied against: it’s true tho

mutinied against: i gave up on controlling this a long time ago

i’m still alive: you never had control in the first place

mutinied against changed i’m still alive’s name to traitor

scared: the war has begun

i haunt you XD: i would win tho

scared: true

A Bunch Of Idiots Starting A Mutiny

ghosty ghost added ghosty ghost to the chat

ghosty ghost kicked major component from the chat

nest hair: did you seriously just kick yourself out of the chat?

ghosty ghost: yes

nest hair: ok

subtleless: @the voice of reason, your girlfriend’s back

the voice of reason changed name to why

why: yeah apparently she’s just adding herself to all our chats now

ghosty ghost: you could try to stop me

why: with stupid ghost names

ghosty ghost: :(

crazy chaos thing: should we change the chat name

crazy chaos thing: it’s not really relevant anymore

subtleless: then why don’t you do it, alex?

crazy chaos thing: ok i will

subtleless: what have i done

why: JESS

crazy chaos thing changed chat name to We’re A Mess, Welcome

nest hair: ok, they’re not wrong…

crazy chaos thing: so mean

crazy chaos thing: my name is still locked, too

creepy sniper chick: all our names are still locked, dumbass

ghosty ghost: :)

crazy chaos thing changed ghosty ghost’s name to evil

ghosty ghost: nope

crazy chaos thing: worth a shot

creepy spy dude: what happened to everyone else

yeah, whatever: we kicked tristan, nina, and evan

creepy spy dude: oh right

creepy spy dude: do we add them back in?

nest hair: no

why: no way

creepy sniper chick: FUCK NO

subtleless: lmao no

ghosty ghost: nope

crazy chaos thing: nah

yeah, whatever: no

creepy spy dude: that’s sad

creepy spy dude: and also really fucking funny

creepy spy dude: i swear we just made this chat to see who we could kick out, one at a time

ghosty ghost: i mean, probably

crazy chaos thing: lmao

creepy sniper chick changed chat name to We’re Fucked, Welcome

nest hair: that’s even better

nest hair: thanks kennedy

creepy sniper chick: always XD

nest hair: never mind

nest hair: lianna you corrupted her

ghosty ghost: i’ve been gone for months she did this on her own

nest hair: yeah fair

nest hair: but somewhere along the line, this was your fault

ghosty ghost changed name to evil corrupting force of nature

crazy chaos thing: that’s literally just a more complicated version of what i did

crazy chaos thing: why didn’t you keep mine?

evil corrupting force of nature: it came from you

nest hair: that’s the longest name i’ve ever seen anyone use

why: ur not in the chat with everyone who’s in charge of anything

why: including joey

crazy chaos thing: nice

subtleless: the fact that i didn’t know until right now that joey was a name person is heartbreaking

why: dramatic, much?

evil corrupting force of nature: she learned from the best

evil corrupting force of nature: as in we all fed off each other’s natural tendencies toward dramatics

creepy sniper chick: lmao

subtleless changed chat name to Come In, Get Corrupted

crazy chaos thing: that last chat name lasted so long and then we changed it three times in one conversation

evil corrupting force of nature: that sounds like us

subtleless: yeah

subtleless: welcome back, lee

sunshine opened private chat with seaside

sunshine: do i ever get to meet you?

seaside: probably. i just don’t go in your area of the compound often because thats where the girls are

seaside: i get enough of them as it is

sunshine: got it

sunshine: you really don’t like them, do you?

seaside: ok, she was right, you are precious

seaside: also, i put up with way to much from them to actually like either of them

seaside: it has less to do with them as people and more to do with their relationship with each other

sunshine: relationship not meaning liek that, right?

seaside: no, not like that

seaside: that would be funny

seaside: but i’m pretty sure never leave you has a s/o already

sunshine: ???

seaside shared a screenshot:

[ghosty ghost opened private chat with why

 

ghosty ghost: <3<3<3

 

why: you do realize this is such a security risk and you’re using it to send me that

 

ghosty ghost: yes

 

why: i don’t know why i bother

 

ghosty ghost: neither do i

 

why: … love you too

]

seaside: most recent one

seaside: they changed their names recently so clearly they’re in touch outside of the private messages now with other people so its not a closed system but idk i’m just theorizing idk what’s going on with that

sunshine: do you know who the other person is?

seaside: idk their original name is 2nd but that’s not really helpful

sunshine: nice ok i’ll leave you alone now

Chaos Has Arrived

traitor: @faking sanity @i haunt you XD are you guys dating??????

faking sanity: who tf told you i’ll kill them

mutinied against: wait whaaaaaaaaat

mutinied against changed traitor’s name to share the secrets

mutinied against: i forgive everything you ever did to me riley tell us moreeeeeeeeeee

i haunt you XD: lmao

scared: you really don’t care that this is your own relationship they’re talking about

i haunt you XD: i really don’t

i haunt you XD: also we’re really not we’ve never actually been on a date

i haunt you XD: none of us can date dumbasses

share the secrets: okay you get what i mean tho

share the secrets: there’s no need to get technical

i haunt you XD: my own amusement

mutinied against: valid

scared: when i say that you don’t agree

mutinied against: it’s you and it’s her, tho

scared: i will acknowledge only the second part of that and say fair

mutinied against: that’s not how it works

faking sanity: @share the secrets i will come down there and find you who told you?

share the secrets: you wouldn’t know them

share the secrets: @i haunt you you know seaside has hacked you right?

i haunt you XD: yeah i know

i haunt you XD: i don’t care

i haunt you XD: even if it was see into your heart, they can’t report me without risking themselves, so it’s fine

mutinied against: do i want to know who you’re talking about?

share the secrets: the other conducts

i haunt you XD: they’re annoying

share the secrets: lmao

share the secrets: do you guys just all hate each other?

i haunt you XD: yes

yay: are you not counting yourself as part of that?

share the secrets: we’re not talking about that

i haunt you XD: he got adopted

i haunt you XD: by someone who hates literally everyone

share the secrets: we’re not talking about it

scared: ajfiovfrja[feiohoie

scared: that is amaizng

mutinied against changed share the secrets’s name to amaizng child

scared: i know that was party amined toward riley but i stil hate it

what’s going on: you can’t sure a sentence full of typos to complain about someone using your typos against you

scared: sure

what’s going on: fair

mutinied against: see, he accepts it

yay: you need to learn about doing that

scared: how is it that whenever we’re bullying anyone, it always ends up as bullying me

#!: that’s your problem

#!: now, we are in a strategy meeting with some pretty important people here

amaizng child: oops

amaizng child: sorry

#!: np not talking to you you didn’t know

#!: everyone else should be focusing on not getting caught

i haunt you XD: not me!

faking sanity: rub it in, will you?

i haunt you XD: ow :’(

faking sanity: sorry honey, i just hate this guy

i haunt you XD: lmao ok what’s up with him?

several people are typing…

Come In, Get Corrupted

creepy sniper chick: should we add everyone else in?

why: that would be a terrible idea

why: let’s do it

evil corrupting force of nature: i would have thought you would have fought against it

why: yeah but michael saying we shouldn’t is the only reason we don’t have one, and i want revenge on michael bc i never got it for all the times he’s been annoying me recently so now i’m going to subject myself to this just for that

why: i don’t actually think we should

crazy chaos thing: lmao

crazy chaos thing: but yeah do it kennedy

creepy sniper chick added 31 users to the chat

creepy sniper chick: and before anyone complains, i put a lot of thought into these names

bossy: … i feel like this is everything i said not to do but also i’m not going to be able to stop it

nest hair: no, you’re not

gone gone gone: aren’t i supposed to not be on anything anymore?

creepy sniper chick: idk i just did this for fun it doesn’t really matter if you’re gone or not

gone gone gone: but evan and nina aren’t on here?

crazy chaos thing: lmao they used to be

crazy chaos thing: we kicked them

crazy chaos thing: and tristan

yeah, whatever: this used to be our rebellion chat but then it failed so it’s just for whatever now

naming crusade: ok, new chat, can we give names now or whenever people start saying anything because aside from michael i have no clue

naming crusade: joey

creepy sniper chick: kennedy

bossy: … joey i hate you

gone gone gone: penny

nest hair: malcolm

yeah, whatever: kevin

crazy chaos thing: alex

naming crusade changed name to i don’t even know

naming crusade: did it work?

naming crusade: fucking first-yearer and the name locks

creepy sniper chick: lmao

creepy sniper chick: she will let you change them, you know, you just have to pick a good one

questionable: james and okay, i just read up and maddy just supported this to annoy michael that is amazing

bossy: why is this my life

overenthusiasm: because its you

bossy: don’t we save that line for joey?

also left: ty and this is really eye-opening for what leadership does off-duty

questionable: you’re assuming we don’t do this on-duty

evil corrupting force of nature: being in that chat is so amusing

creepy sniper chick: lee why are you even in that chat?

queen: hazel and wait, lee like the dead one?

evil corrupting force of nature changed name to the dead one

the dead one: amazing

the dead one: that you for that

queen: no problem girl

why: … who told you she was dead?

also left: no one, just the general assumption

also left: i mean, it’s what i thought before james asked

the dead one: no, i’m alive

the dead one: and bored

the dead one: imma go pick a fight

overenthusiasm: i wonder with who

the dead one: rude

the dead one: maybe i want to pick a fight with some crazy people today

overenthusiasm: i’m pretty sure she counts as crazy

the dead one: whatever

the dead one: maybe i want to fight you

overenthusiasm: bring it on

why: i need video, please

the dead one: of course

the dead one is offline

overenthusiasm is offline

bossy: …should we be worried about that

why: i’m sure it will be fine

naming crusade: i love how no one even had to ask about riley

creepy sniper chick: i named well, thank you

naming crusade: also, kennedy how did you even know about that

naming crusade: my name, i mean

naming crusade: i thought that was just a leadership joke

subtleless: fuck now we need a new chat so we can talk about people in a chat they’re not in

why: lmao talk to lee about it i’m pretty sure she’s the only one who can open new chats in the old system

bossy: or don’t

subtleless: you do realize that only more reason to do it

subtleless: we should have a chat with everybody but michael

naming crusade: lmao yes

gone gone gone: or just kick him out of this one

bossy: guys no

why: guys yes

bossy: betrayal on all sides

why: i don’t know what you’re talking about there was nothing to betray

bossy: someone help me

why: there is no one to help you

Report: Suspected Treason/Department T

The investigation into possible treason by Department T has uncovered the following:

• An unregistered online system which we have been unable to access or hack
• Multiple members showing or saying beliefs counter to this organization
• A lack of bodies or evidence to support casualties reported on previous mission
• An unsuccessful mission with no reason for failure

When considering that this department has been an instigator of rebellion in the past, my suggestion on this matter is to take action to quell this show of resistance immediately. No second chances for any of them this time.

-Investigator Niak

[user: ghost user is haunting]

[alert triggered]

see alert keywords?

keywords: treason, department t

review document?

[access denied, opening document]

Chaos Has Arrived

i haunt you XD: guys

i haunt you XD: they know

i haunt you XD: they’re planning to wipe you out

i haunt you XD: you need to leave, now

mutinied against: got it

mutinied against: we’ll handle it

mutinied against: and we’re coming to get the two of you, too

Phase 2

i’m in charge: contingency plan active, starting now