Professors Snape and Granger Headcanons
Not even in a romantic sense but Severus and Hermione being professors together would be hilarious because as the two youngest of the professors they would end up being besties.
Snarky Snape being miffed that Granger shows up way more prepared to be a Professor than he was.
Hermione lowkey annoyed that Snape didn't warn her not to go to the weekly poker night that Sprout puts on.
Them sitting next to each other at the head table during sorting and whispering one word predictions to the sorting and communicating with eyes and eyebrows.
People thinking they hate each other because they are constantly bickering but both of them find it fun and invigorating when they have to deal with dunderheads all day.
Snape seeking out Hermione when weird women hit on him.
Hermione complaining to Severus about her attempts at dating and he's her very sarcastic voice of reason.
Competitive as hell about test score averages.
Competitive as hell about house points.
Snape finding out Hermione doesn't like quidditch because she hates flying and him holding it over her as the one thing she can never excel at.
Hermione finding out Snape's actual stance on bullies when he punishes slytherins for bullying a gryffindor.
Discreetly handing hangover potions to each other.
Dumping detentions they don't want to over see on the other.
Both of them having bad hair days.