A Snape Headcanon that made me giggle
consider for a moment
Severus Snape just absolutely done with living at the end of the day.
Walks into his rooms and straight through to his bedroom. Not turning on a single light. Not lighting a fire. Not even getting ready for bed.
He stands at the foot of the bed and drops his billowing robes.
Then falls face first into his covers.
Without moving his upper body he kicks off his boots.
Moves his hands just above him on the bed and grips the covers.
Simultaneously pulling on the covers and scooching up the bed like an inch worm.
Until he is swaddled and on his side.
All you can see of him is a bit of the hair on the top of his head between all the bedding.
Then in the silence of his empty rooms you hear a sigh
followed by a muffled but punctuated,
"Fuck!"