beginning of shenanigans
In a modern AU, somewhere in the universe, our protagonist Dazai is laying on his bed in Yokohama, bored out of his mind.
With school being out and Mori not giving him any new side quests like a damn NPC, Dazai is stuck not knowing what to do.
He could grab a book, maybe. But even reading has started to irritate him. He sighs in agonizing boredom, until...
He hears a *ting!* coming from his phone and sluggishly grabs it.
The notification reads; "quiddichgod1 added you to groupchat"...
"Huh...??" Dazai hummed in confusion as he went into the groupchat.
*quidditchgod1 created groupchat*
*quiddichgod1 added gorge_wezlay, ronald_wzzly, and 6 more people to groupchat*
*demonlord367 is online*
demonlord367:
- whats this lol?
quiddichgod1:
- SNAKEYYY HIIIIIIII!!!!!
quiddichgod1:
- Me and George wanted to make a groupchat for the gang!
quiddichgod1:
- Took a while to get everyone in here though 😓
*hermion3.g is online*
hermion3.g:
- Actually, It's "George and me" :)
quiddichgod1:
- Hi Herm! 😁
demonlord367:
- hi hermione ^w^
hermion3.g:
- I missed you guys! I'm dying from boredom here...
ronald_wzzly:
- Same here! Wassup guys!
*m4lfoy_draco is online*
m4lfoy_draco:
- What is this??? Why was I added here???
demonlord367:
- hi dracooooooooooo :)
m4lfoy_draco:
- Oh, hi. 😑
*gorge_wezlay is online*
gorge_wezlay:
- Hey gays!! 🤗
quiddichgod1:
- YOOOOOO BRO IS HERE
hermion3.g:
- George please fix your username, I might actually get a stroke.
m4lfoy_draco:
- LMAOOOO "quiddichgod1"?? Yeah sure buddy 😂
quiddichgod1:
- What, you got a problem lad? (read in stereotypical british accent)
demonlord367:
- hey hey heyyyy >:( no bullying!!
m4lfoy_draco:
- First off, in what world are you a "quiddich god", Fred?
- Secondly, George should've learned how to spell in preschool.
hermion3.g:
- This could be the one time I actually agree with Draco.
*gorge_wezlay went offline*
quiddichgod1:
- LOOK WHAT YOU DID
ronald_wzzly:
- ...
ronald_wzzly:
- I think I hear him sobbing in his room
hermion3.g:
- Wait George I'm sorry!!
demonlord367:
- you should be ashamed of yourselves! >:(((
m4lfoy_draco:
- Yeah...no.
ronald_wzzly:
- You should apologize Draco. 😑
m4lfoy_draco:
- I don't need to apologize to anyone.
quiddichgod1:
- bro...
*hermion3.g went offline*
*blaizze763 is online*
blaizze763:
- yo what happened
demonlord367:
- BLAISEEEEEEEEEEE :DDDD
ronald_wzzly:
- Draco and Mione made fun of George and now he's sad
m4lfoy_draco:
- Ughhh!! He's gonna come back in like 5 minutes. 🙄
blaizze763:
- bro come on just apologize
demonlord367:
- yeahhhh ;p
m4lfoy_draco:
- GEEZ FINE!!! I'M SORRY.
*gorge_wezlay is online*
gorge_wezlay:
- GOT YOU
quiddichgod1:
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
m4lfoy_draco:
- WHAT
quiddichgod1:
- GEORGE WAS WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME LOL
blaizze763:
- lol
m4lfoy_draco:
- GO TO HELL BOTH OF YOU
*m4lfoy_draco went offline*
demonlord367:
- ownedddd
ronald_wzzly:
- W prank
demonlord367:
- *image of a silly cat*
*everyone went offline*
*purple.petal94 is online*
purple.petal94:
- What the hell is this???
(Thanks for reading chapter one!!! More chapters very soon!!)