Dazai and the Hell's Hounds' silly groupchat! (MaM/Coil chatfic)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Dazai and the Hell's Hounds' silly groupchat! (MaM/Coil chatfic)
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Pansy Parkinson, Percy Weasley, Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Gemma Farley, Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) & Blaise Zabini
Tags
Dazai and his gang have phones now! just a silly chatfic with our favorite gang maybe a little fluff/angst later? Dazai uses emoticons constantly Pansy doesn't hate Dazai as much but tolerates him The timeline is somewhere during Coil but before chapter 32 Don't have high expectations im just writing this for gits and shiggles Also if you're scared by the Mori tag dw it's nothing weird he just appears once for no reason Hogwarts modern AU?
Summary
In a modern AU, somewhere in the universe, our protagonist Dazai is laying on his bed in Yokohama, bored out of his mind.With school being out and Mori not giving him any new side quests like a damn NPC, Dazai is stuck not knowing what to do.He could grab a book, maybe. But even reading has started to irritate him. He sighs in agonizing boredom, until...He hears a *ting!* coming from his phone and sluggishly grabs it. The notification reads; "quiddichgod1 added you to groupchat"...
Note
I'm just gonna call the social media theyre using USM (unnamed social media) (ik, so creative)Everyone's usernames in case you forgor:Dazai: demonlord367Hermione: hermion3.gPansy: purple.petal94Draco: m4lfoy_dracoBlaise: blaizze763Ron: ronald_wzzlyFred: quiddichgod1George: gorge_wezlayLuna: luuna334Percy: percy_weasley5Gemma: gemma_f4rley

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