The Accidental Death Eater: A (Le)Strange Survival Guide

Rabastan Lestrange didn’t ask for this—or at least, the person unceremoniously dropped into his body didn’t. With only a faint idea of how the Harry Potter universe works, no memories, and absolutely zero Death Eater skills, surviving as Rabastan should be impossible.Somehow, against all odds, Rabastan becomes the Dark Lord’s favorite, which mostly involves dramatic rescues, being targeted by a homicidal Bellatrix, and dealing with a vampire who thinks brooding is a love language.

Ya'll are just getting spammed with all the crap I was working on while ill but too, I don't know, not ready to publish? Who knows, I was in a weird space even after I was feeling better.I'm playing around with something a bit different, here! Instead of a lot of world building and slow-building, descriptive plot, I'm going for smaller, drabbly-but-connected chapters designed to delight that come out very often. Like little cupcakes. Let me know what you think!I made Rabastan's internal thoughts bold because they're such a big part of his personality. If it's driving you crazy pls tell me, as I said I'm playing around with this one!