Abilited

As the sun rose and the teachers went to prepare their classrooms for the first day many noticed that certain items of importance have gone missing. Such as the magic professors feathers, the disappearance of Flinches cat and as we all know Snapes temporary classroom (see when Nikolai exploded it) having all its quills stolen.

But back to our friends in the Abilited house, where a certain cat disguised teacher strolls in to wake everyone up.

“Everyone please it is time to get up” McGonagal says somehow getting everyone up. “It’s not even remotely close to the start of school” Dazai complains flopping onto the couch, multiple people made comments of agreement at that.

“Well there is an important matter at hand, you will need wands for your classes and we have decided to do that this morning” McGonagal explained giving a very annoyed Jouno a look.
“Wands? Like magic wands, are we even capable of magic” Kunikida asks looking conflicted.

“We’ve been researching for months and have concluded that your ‘abilities’ tie into our magic well not exactly the same property’s we wanted to try to manipulate it into magic”, Dazai thought for a moment but before he could speak Fyodor said “So you want to see if our ability’s can help us use magic?”.

“Precisely”

“That must be impossible” Tanizaki said, “it’s truly preposterous that you expect me to learn some lower power you deem magic” Akutagawa scoffed.
“I’ll stick with my ability at least it’s useful” Chuuya said with an eye roll”

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Nonetheless McGonagal made them get dressed and to follow her to some room where the wand distributer will be meeting them with his full stock of wands.

The man was short with wild white hair which Ranpo definitely laughed at, “Hello, Hello as you must’ve been told I’m here to get you all your wands! Now, now step up one at a time so I can do my assessment”.
Dazai and Chuuya fought to be first (they just had to) but in the midst of their argument Fyodor slunk forward claiming his spot at the first to get a wand.

“And you are?” The wand person said, “Fyodor” Fyodor replied with his weirdly creepy (and hot) smile. “Ah yes Fyodor, Fyodor what wand to give you!”. After a while Of mulling over options he finally pulled out a thick black wand handing it to Fyodor, “Now Fyodor, give it a flick“.

Fyodor flicked the wand and the room went cold as bloodlust rolled off it. “Curious very curious, the wands react to your abilities! Professors this is quite an interest!” The wand guy said filled to the brim with excitement. “I will say I don’t know how this will affect your normal magic but it seems it ties in to our magic to a certain degree”.

Fyodor studied the wand before stepping back letting Dazai take his place for the wand evaluation, “And your name is?” The wand dealer spoke (tf is his name again), “Dazai, Osamu Dazai” he said with a slight smile. “Dazai then let’s see… Ah I know what wand will fit you!”

The dru- Wand dealer gave dazai a dark brown long twisty looking stick which Dazai gave a look of disregard before carelessly flicking it. The room was roomy and empty no reaction from the wood, “Hm not quite your wand then I must say…” Wand Dealer mf said stroking his chin before handing him another wand which to all of the ability users ‘surprise’ also didn’t do anything.

Five wands later and none work, Dazai smiles almost manically and says in a cheerful tone “I can cancel out abilities so I’m pretty sure I cancel out the wands too!”. The wand dealers eyes go wide “I see, I see how intriguing please then just take the wand your holding out of my curtsey to your attempts”.

The next up was Motojirou. The wand dealer handed him a wand and upon his flicking of the wooden piece of trash it fucking went and exploded. “WHAT THE FUCK” Chuuya screamed, “How interesting” wand dealer said with wide eyes…. “Oopers” Motojirou sheepishly said scratching his head.

Chuuya stepped up and after being handed a wand which he very prominently glared at, flicked it and to no one’s surprise everything started floating…. What a shocker.

Hirotsu was handed a grayish brown old dusty looking wand which he flicked with so much disdainful grace that shook the heavens and the earth and now he glowed a golden hue.

Akutagawa snapped his wand upon its arrival to his fingers… “here try this one instead if it’s more to your liking” the wand dealer said handing Akutagawa a studier wand, Akutagawa didn’t even test it before stalking off and letting the next person take his place.

Kouyou was handed a wand Apparently made with some unicorn whatever the fuck and when she flicked it flowers started raining from the ceiling. “Oh how lovely, isn’t it beautiful Kyoka” Kouyou calmly stated smiling at the smaller girl. “Such a graceful wand, truly beautiful” the wand dealer stated.

Up next was Tecchou who took the wand staring at it like it was some deadly weapon before giving it a tentative flick. Nothing happened so the wand dealer grabbed him a different one which Tecchou waved more boldly. Something in the air stirred and the wand dealer nodded “This wand will do perfectly!”.

Jouno was dragged to the front of the room briefly introducing himself before flicking his given wand, “Good, good perfect” the wand dealer said in awe. “But I didn’t even do jack shit” Jouno protested.

Atsushi stepped forward eagerly taking a pointy wand and giving it a wave, bluish light shone around him casting a glow on the dimly lit walls. As the glow dyed down Atsushi smiled slightly surprised at the power the wand emitted.

Atsushi convinced Kyoka to go next and happy to show Atsushi she can do something cool in this magic school grabbed the wand and briskly flicking it. Her ability appeared for a slight second and she stared at the wand in amazed wonder clutching it to her chest. “Amazing amazing” the wand dealer said with enthusiasm.

Kenji went up next his everlasting smile not throwing off the wand dealer (yes I’m still referring to him like he sells drugs) taking his wand and flicking it which flung his happiness into the air making everything glow. “This is so cool!”.

Tanizaki was handed a dark brown scuffed up wand which he gave a disparaging look before flicking it causing the room to shimmer in illusion of Light Snow. Tanizaki held the wand up to his eye trying to find out its secrets after that show of his ability.

Yosano stepped up her slayful power and girly pop aura radiating off her and upon touching the wands disgraceful dim vicinity… it started glowing and giving baddie vibes. (Who’s this diva)

Fukuzawa sighed and took a lighter colored long wand giving it a dismissive flick, following that power and strength radiated through the room sending the professors into a cold sweat and making the ADA proud. “WOW amazing as always Fukuzawa!” Ranpo shouted.

Ranpo pushed Kunikida aside and shoved himself forward snatching the wand from the dealer and slashing it through the air shouted “behold my magic power!” *sound crickets* nothing happened. Ranpo frowned at the wand and Fukuzawa shook his head while Nikolai stiffed his giggles

(Insert Kunikida and his normalness)

Ango was next and had everyone trembling with his alpha aura and menacing stare (hell even the wand was scared shitless).

Nikolai started spinning again making his way forward and bowing as he accepted the wand “how grateful I am for this dearly presented present!” Nikolai exclaimed before dancing the wand in the air sending ripples of golden waves through the air. The dealer clapped his hands together “you are all an exceptional bunch!”.

Sigma had a wand shoved into his hands before giving it a slow flick, a totally normal glow surrounded him and he sighed in relief.

“If you don’t mind I’ll go next” a ginger named Tachihara offered, after being handed a wand He waved it sending mixes of good energy and bad into the room. Dazai was definitely giving him looks.

Mushitaro swished his wand laughing cockily when a light surrounded him. “Broski you have the stupidest wand here” Someone said behind his back.

My little racon loving man Edgar Allen Poe got a wand And nervously and very slightly flicked it sending words from his recent novels flooding the room before dispersing. “Very cool, Poe!” Ranpo said giving him a thumbs up.

Last but not least was Bram the vampire looking ahh he was standing silently in the back and upon being handed the wand, he stared at it for at least four minutes before sighing, flicking it and everyone being overwhelmed with his twilight vampire my chemical romance energy.

“Wonderful now that you all have your wands I shall give you schedules and you’ll be all set for your first day at school” McGonagal said promptly and started handing out schedules. “You will take classes with all the first years, please follow the rules just because you aren’t from the magic world doesn’t mean you can do whatever you please”.

“Well let’s get to learning more about Hogwarts shall we?” Dazai grinned holding out a hand to Fyodor.