Abilited

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Abilited
Summary
The ability users residing in Yokohama were kidnapped?? And brought to Hogwarts to learn magic, Dazai realizes that some teachers are hiding secrets and Fyodor, Nikolai and Kenjis chaos trio discovers the joy of pranks.Most of all this is a crackfic and will be very unserious as times but I can assure you that there will be serious moments
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This spells trouble

??? POV

Classes… not something I expected but it did make the most sense out of the all the logical things they could do.

As I walked down the halls memorizing my surroundings of dull stone walls with the most strange paintings where the figures painted inside could move, very astounding. As much as I hate to admit the magic users I previously underestimated turned out to be more dangerous than originally thought, one particular subject (the one we’re currently on our way to) transfiguration being my main cause of this thought.

Imagine if someone like Fyodor managed transfiguration, the magic of transforming into another being, animal or even object not even mentioning how if advanced enough you may be able to transform into someone else.

I slow to a stop rambling thoughts ending, Atsushi who is in front of me and in front of everyone else is nervously glancing at some kids who have blocked our path.

They have colors of green thrown into their dark school uniforms perfectly matching their house Slytherin. Snakes that’s what I recall from my fleeting visit to the library, ambitious, cruel and power hungry, Slytherin that is.

Caution.

Danger.

Two words to describe Slytherin…according to the ancient pieces of text, these few snakes are nothing compared to the legends in story’s.

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Atsushi stops “S-sorry are we in your way?”, the three Slytherin kids scoff and the lead boy who had slicked back blonde hair and a horrendously entitled face retorts “You mud bloods are clogging up our school with your pitiful excuses of so called abilities!”. Multiple glares and grumbles of disapprovement rippled through the abilitied house, the blonde kid started again “Hogwarts should be for pure blood wizards not some dirty unpure non-magic-“. He didn’t finish before Fukuzawa silenced him with a glare, “If you believe us to be that of impure blood than prove one of the truest, purest blood is superior” he said with a hint of a mocking tone.

The blond boy scowled and stalked away “You want to dirty us further mud blood!”. His two lackeys followed behind presumably muttering curses about the interaction.

“Who does that kid think he is” Chuuya scoffed, “mud blood seems very derogatory don’t you think” Fyodor says with a frown, Kenji and Nikolai who are at his side nod in agreement. “He just wants us to fuck him up doesn’t he”
Yosano says in annoyance.

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After a while of running around the halls, dillydallying, and procrastinating the Abilited found their way to McGonagalls transfiguration class with the exception of Kunikida, Hirotsu, Poe and Ranpo who managed to find the place (with the help of my king Ranpo!) early all the others were late.

First late group consisted of Nikolai, Fyodor, Kenji and Mushitaro who decided to follow them, next was Yosano and Kouyou who were arguing over who knows what and finally everyone else. “Thank god the teacher isn’t here otherwise we’d be cooked” Tanizaki exclaimed loudly gaining the attention of all the other students, “for real like who decided on class so damn early” Tachihara agreed plopping in his seat with a groan. “Would you please all be quiet!” A voice rung out through the class, where a cat originally was a very annoyed McGonagall stood.

Most were surprised and so shocked they sat down with no further complaints, Atsushi wanted to know how she could control her cat form.

“Oop” I said breaking the fourth wall (Jkjk)

Most of transfiguration was explanations to what they’ll be learning and some of the dangers that come with it, all but Kunikida look bored as shit even Ango feel asleep (my poor guy). Chuuya finally jolted awake for the fifth time said “fuck this shit” as quietly as possible and fully gave way to the pleasure of dream land. Hell, even Fyodor was doodling cars exploding he was that bored!

“And now can anyone tell me the dangers of transforming another person?” McGonagall said before scanning the class and choosing someone at random, “mm Jouno why don’t you answer?”.
Jouno gave a wtf look and opened his yapper and uttered the first thing that came to mind… “Because if I transform someone into you and make them do heinous crimes, the blame would be put on you and that would be bad…….. maybe?”.

That was the final straw for most people, some of the kids gave small laughter but Dazai was fucking losing it and jolting down notes. “Not exactly what I had in mind Jouno” McGonagall responded with a slightly dumbfounded look.

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For the next class Charms it was about to be a shitshow especially when their teacher a short guy who Dazai compared to Chuuya stated, “last night all my feathers went missing”.
Fyodor said nothing, Kenji said nothing, even Nikolai gave the most neutral expression he could, the professor went on with a sigh “Therefore I had to get a whole new batch of feathers”.
“Now use your wands and say Wingardium Leviosa and make sure you do a swish and a flick with your wand”.

The ability users were finally entertained, Chuuya used his ability instead because in his exact words “Fuck that shit I’m better than everyone in this room, I bet I could lift Dazai up in exchange for this feather!”. Kaiji somehow explodes the feather as soon as he tries to cast a spell.

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Atsushi’s POV

‘I swish the wand then flick then say wingardium leviosa, right?’ Atsushi pondered over the combinations of the swish and the flick. He glanced around the room most of the kids seem to understand it but the ability users are having trouble besides Bram for some reason and Chuuya wasn’t even trying…

“Having trouble” a condescending agitating voice said next to me it happened to be the same kid from earlier who insulted us. “U-uh a little i guess it’s all new, you now” I say half in embarrassment half in nervousness, “maybe you mud bloods aren’t cut out for dangerous spells” he taunts. I frown ‘he isn’t right is he, I think Chuuya noticed him talking to me’ Atsushi thought as Chuuya glanced back to send a menacing glare to the blond haired boy.

“Just know you and your impure friends have no place here” The blond says with a laugh, “t-that’s not true!” I finally rebuke, he raises an eye brow so I continue “we’re just as powerful our abilities make us so!”. Draco just smirks and grabs my wand before I can reach for it back Chuuya uses his ability to drop a book on his head and Tanizaki is grabbing his wrist.

“What is going on” the small professor, Flitwick says in his loudest voice. “This fucker is calling us impure mud bloods” Chuuya all but spat disdain layering his voice, “Draco Malloy truly disrespectful and unneeded behavior” Flitwick says giving the blonde boy now know as Draco a hard stern look.

“This is going to be trouble” I say half to myself with a sigh, “You good Atsushi” Chuuya says while Tanizaki hands me my wand. “Sorry about him, I’ll try and talk to him about this behavior” Flitwick said approaching me, “Oh it’s no issue” I deny knowing full well that this won’t be the end of our feud.

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