Abilited

Tecchous POV

It was not the best idea to have Nikolai Gogol a known terrorist lead me back to the Abilited house. "Do you even know where we are going?" I ask nervously but also quite annoyed.

That stupid fucking smile I think when he grins at me before spinning and saying the most mind baffling words, “We are going to blow up that snake guys classroom!”

“The fu-“ but I don’t get to finish my sentence before he’s pulling me into his cloak and sending us into a dimly lit classroom full of caldrons and potions like the ones you would see in wizard movies. Nikolai’s smile never falters as he starts exploring the room poking and prodding at different liquids, plants, and strangely enough some sort of flesh.

I shiver seeing the weird blob jiggle under his touch, Nikolai turns to me and cheerfully comments “doesn’t this room need a bit of light” he slightly narrows his eyes sending a shiver down my spine.

“Seems lit up enough” creepy fucker.

His eyes shine but not a second later the room bursts into flames orange and red licking at the room and blurring my vision, with a cough I’m sent into Nikolai who warps me to the actual entrance to our room.

I’m sprawled out on the floor coughs rack my body as I try to recover from the sudden smoke and ashes coasting my lungs. “The actual fuck” I say before passing out.

Voices sounded around the room some panicked some nervous. “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED” Chuuya yelled pushing his way forward grabbing Nikolai by his shirts collar. Nikolai raised his hands in mock surrender grinning, “I just improved one of the teachers room no biggie”.

Fyodor pushed Chuuya away from Nikolai standing between them “Seems like you, Nikolai caused a bit of a problem for our poor hunting dog” Fyodor smiled which pissed off Chuuya.

“A fucking big problem!” Chuuya exclaimed about to slam Nikolai into a wall using his ability but before he could Dazai intervened.
“Nikolai, Chuuya and all of you we cannot start causing damage to property or else we’re dead” he frowned.

“Wait hold on we’re defiantly stronger than them”

“Got a fucking point”

“All of you shut it, we have done our research and found that the magic community is stronger than we anticipated” Fukuzawa said causing everyone to shut up.
“They have hundreds if not thousands of magic users, we might have abilities but we don’t have the numbers and they have their own powers I believe that any and all pranks or jokes must be keep to a minimal.”

Quiet whispers and some angry comments were made, Nikolai smiled once again “I agree to these terms Fukuzawa.”

Fukuzawa nodded giving Nikolai a pointed glare “Do keep in mind Nikolai any more pranks and I will not hesitate to report you”
Nikolai rolled his eyes and grinned mischievously.

Stars lined the dark sky while many slept for their first time or one of many in this school of magic, but some such as Nikolai, Fyodor or Kenji had other plans.

As their little prank earlier did not do much damage the new prankster Trio was going to wreak havoc across the school. “First mission take one important item out of each class but not so important as to cause problems just important enough to be annoying” Fyodor explained.

“On their first day it will be quite annoying” Kenji said enthusiastically really getting into this pranking thing. “And remember we say nothing about this” Fyodor whispered mostly to Kenji, the other two nodded to his words before they took off in Nikolai’s cloak to the first room.

The first place they ended up in was surrounded by desks and if Fyodor remember it was the room mostly used for practicing magic. “I believe this is the magic room” He commented watching Nikolai and Kenji wander the room, moving things around and taking certain beginner magic books.
Kenji then stuffed handfuls of silky white feathers into his pockets.

Next was the meeting room for the Quidditch teams, a game unknown to the prankster trio but they still found out the important contents that this room contained. “I say we take this” Nikolai grinned holding up a case full of different balls a small golden one was trying to escape the case but Nikolai shut it before it could break free.”Yes Nikolai it looks very important” Fyodor nodded thoughtfully while Kenji tried to poke the objects.

At the end of their robbery’s they ended up with quills, ink, books, someone’s cat (Kenji was very proud of that), and an entire stack of plates. “This was very successful and very fun, thanks for inviting me!” Kenji cheerfully said cradling the cat in his arms as the trio entered the dorm. “It was a pleasure having you” Nikolai say with an exaggerated bow.

Upon entry the first sight they settled their gazes upon was Jouno wearing a maid dress, “what the actual fu-“ Nikolai started before Jouno threw a fucking knife at Nikolai. “The hell man!” He yelped dodging (Kenji continued petting the now terrified cat) while Fyodor grumbled something about Gods forgiveness before disappearing entirely.

As it turns out Jouno has many hobbies one such hobby is chasing Nikolai around with knives in a maid dress…. Completely and utterly normal. This spectacular occasion woke up legit everyone and started the second war of the Abilited dorms, Motojirou gave up being peaceful and threw a grenade straight at what he thought was Tanizaki only for it to be Chuuya.
“Oh you little fucker” chuuya yelled jumping on top of him and beating the ever living shit out of him which Initiated screams of pain and mercy.

Hirotsu and Fukuzawa were watching the chaos, Ango Suckmycochie was still asleep (man needs his beauty rest) and sigma was rightfully crying in a corner. But to put it lightly it was complete chaos Kunikida flipped Dazai onto the ground and which Dazai happened to land on a very defeated Akutagawa who was throw across the room by Atsushi.

But the end to end all wars was when a shot rang out a shot fired by none other than Ango Suckmycochie, “Let me fucking sleep” He yelled in his dominant alpha voice which left everyone shaking in fear.

As Ango went back to bed the rest of the little fuckers glanced around at each other before deciding maybe sleep was a good idea. Yet a little before the quiet set in a certain individual went missing a certain Christmas tree ice cream swirl looking ahh man, Sigma. He had enough of the noise and decided to leave getting as far away from the hell hole as possible.

Sigmas POV

What even happened, why am I so overwhelmed, this is why I’m so useless, I will never have worth Thoughts flew through my mind as much as I showed confidence I really felt lost and out of control, weak and insignificant.

I wandered the dimly lit halls, wherever I was going it seemed to get darker and more calm a nice dark academia atmosphere.

In the corner of my eye I noticed a tabby cat following me is that a cat I heard they can be kept as pets here I crouched down reaching out a hand tentatively waiting for the cat to approach. The cat came running over rubbing its face and neck all over my arm as I smile softly cats are so sweet. “Excuse me what are you doing out?” A voice questioned behind me and my smile instantly dropped.

“J-just going for a walk” I say nervously I sound so stupid, “You do know you’re supposed to be in your dorms at this time of night” they asked slightly annoyed. “Sorry I will head back now” I said sheepishly getting up and going to make my way back to the dorms.

“Wait a moment young man I will have to report to the headmaster for breaking rules, please follow me” they said with a frown tapping their foot in the ground to show their impatience. Damn it “fine.” I say slightly irritated.

I follow them through the empty halls making sure to walk a few feet behind them although it’s not hard with how damn fast they’re walking. They knock on a door and the person inside calls for us to come in, and that headmaster happens to be the Dumbledore guy. “Dumbledore there are new students roaming our halls after dark, we cannot have such undisciplined scholars” they complained harshly making me wince.

“Now, now this is one of our new program students it is expected for them not to completely understand rules” Dumbledore explained calmly, im not a child I can follow rules I think almost letting it slip out in my annoyance.

The other teacher scoffed as Dumbledore asked them to escort me back to the dorms. I guess that’s the end of this nights adventure I think with a sigh