Harry stop with Draco🙄

Harry potter x draco malfoy re-write

Setting: in a therapy sits harry potter and lif. Harry is but 22 years old and lif looks to be 19 years old. They sit side by side on the red velvet couch, harry holding a pillow to distract himself, wile lif sits with a blue decorated notebook open and a pink pen in hand.

“Well, im like depressed, my mamas dead, my dads also dead, my ex cedric is dead, my other ex left me for my arch nemesis who has literally been out to get me since i was a baby. Did I mention he's the one who killed both my parents and cedric? My ex best friend hates my guts because i accidentally knocked up his sister….which…fair enough. Anyway to sum it all up my lifes a mess and ive had a traumatic childhood so i think ive earned the right to complain.” harry drones on not actually that interested in therapy but going non the less.

Lif continues to write notes into her note book weather its about what harrys talking about or more love letters to luna remains to be seen.

Setting: its in a video studio an interviewer sits across draco and voldemort, who sit together on a two seated couch.

“So. how did the two of you meet? Id like to hear from both of you please, your different perspectives.” the interviewer asks. “How about we start with you mr. malfoy, or should i say future malfoy-riddle?” the interviewer smiles.

“Um…yes, uh im a little bit fuzzy on the details…but what i do remember is that i was in…i want to say sixth year at hogwarts, and i think it was maybe about a year before the war? I had just been coming home from a dinner with my unc-uh a family friend, you know professor snape?anyway as i walked through the door i said something like “why can’t that Potter die!” Or maybe I said “Harry should Just die!” well anywho something like that. And i took a step into the door and thats when i saw him, we locked into eachothers eyes. Love at first sight.”

“Oh how lovely!” the interviewer smiled and looked to voldemort “and you?”

“Ah yes, my first meeting with my love” he smiles (quite creepy if i must say).”i remember that day quite well. A year before the war, when i was living with the malfoys for the time being. I was all ready settled n and visiting with the boys father. All when he came home. I just knew i loved him as he walked there the door and said “why cant that potter just die!”. And he took another step and our eyes locked. It was love at first sentence” he smiles fondly (but still creepy)

“Mmhnm” the interviewer hums “so draco? Was your father okay with the fact that you were only seventeen years old and your then boyfriend and now fiance is like one hundred years old?” they inquires

“Oh well he was only 70 at the tim-” draco tries
“”Ah 65 actually” voldemort corrected
“Um anyway to answer your question, my father was fully on bored and even encouraged our uh love, as my father is a loyal follower, dea- um my mom on the other hand uh…took some time to get used to it” draco says starting to get visibly anxious glancing to the side where his father sits off screen and rubbing the side of his hand the same way his mother does when shes anxious.

The interviewer nods “Ah, so they dont think hes a ped-”
Luscious of screen motions something to voldemort something almost looking like a wrap it up fast gesture.
“Oh! I've just remembered, were going to be late for the death eaters party, oh so sorry to go.” voldemort said in a hurry standing up frabing draco's hand. (draco totally didn't flinch at the movement and if you thought he did you would be lying.)

The interviewer seemed to have expected this and gave a light roll of their eyes as they say with a fake smile “oh, really? So soon? Well people i guess thats a wrap, lets clean up”

Setting: potter is sitting on his couch at home in front of the tv just having watched the interview. He leans back to talk to lif whose in the kitchen.
“Hey lif! Sis you see that interview? The one with malfoy and voldemort?”
Lif sighs loudly exaggeratedly with a huff as well “no. i didn't. And your therapist told you that you are to stay away from your ex’s harry. You know this.”
“I know….and i do..” he does not. “But something was off lif i swear” potter seemed to be seriously worried but trying to stay cool. “You could see Lucius in the corner signaling to get out. And draco was actin-”
“Harry stop, you cant keep doing this its no longer funny ist actually worrying you doaf enough about malfoy and come eat”

Setting: its later in the day almost nightfall, and in place of the beautiful sunset was a cloudy sky. Draco is locked within a bare room, he sits against the door listening through.

He can hear the voice of his un-his family friend snape “i just-” he sounds upset “i cant do this anymore luscious” luscious looks as if hes about to say something but snape continues “its wrong! I cant i- hes still just a boy he doesnt deserve this draco hes-”

“Do you want you want your children to be safe?” luscious says darkly

“I-” Snape freezes face pailing as a new voice voldemort speaks up “i could call in at any wich moment and give the order telling them to kill them”

Hesidently and quite worried “i- yes sir. Ok ill…ill keep spelling him” he puts his head down in defeat.

(For contex for the past several years snape has been spelling draco to keep him, for lack of better word obedient. Voldemort and lucius have made a very weird and complicated deal in which i could not explain but i may try. Where basically luscious sold off draco, voldemort and him are to be in a relationship… and luscious is like a loyal death eater and what not. Dracos mom is not on bored at all just about murdered voldemort . but alas they delt with her, IE sent her of and away.)

Setting: it is past midnight dark and cold outside but the sky clear full of stars. Back at the harry & lif apartment, potter quietly and carefully to not wake lif sneaks out of the house.
Hes decided he has to figure out whats going on and must investigate and play detective.

He sneaks of and travels within the cold night all the way to the malfoy manor. The dumb boy(i refuse to call him a man as he does such dumb activities) breaks into the manor breaking multiple laws as he uses a spell to unlock the window and clime in. he sneaks through the manor blindly in the dark not actually quite sure which way to go as hes never been there thus knows not the layout. He finally grows a brain after wondering per ten or so minutes and casted a spell that would lead him to draco. After some more wandering he finally found the right room but…it was locked? From the outside? And inside? Worried and hastily he casts a spell breaking the locks and opening the door.

Inside he sees the bare room in wich draco resides. Its practically empty minus a couple blankets on the floor where draco must have been sleeping. And the man himself draco malfoy. Draco himself looks horrid tiered and exhausted but upon seeing harry he graces a look of fear then hope.

“Draco! Draco get up we must get you out of here!” harry hurley whispers
“What? What are you doing here?” draco replies confused
“Im getting you the freak out of here by merlin draco lets go ill hear nothing but yes”

Draco still confused stands up and harry hurley grabbed his arm and dragged him along. The journey back was a quiet one as draco was still a bit confused and baffled while harry just wanted to get home. (Plus my boy harrys a bit delulu and crazy)

As the two enter the door of harry and lifs apartment “harry! Where where you i was worried” lif said before her eyes drifted to draco “awe really potter, draco? Again” she rolls her eyes heading to the kitchen to start the tea.

“Hey! I had a reason this time i swear!”
The end.

Same extra explanation as last time but in case you don't know
Lif was not Harry’s partner they were roommates and Luna is dating Lif (Luna and Lif love eachother deeply and have 2 cats together that live at lunas, tommy and garret are the cats names. Don't ask)
Snape's kids were adopted and named Lif(Harry’s roommate), lily and John. Lif was unknown to voldemort and luscious (which is why she wasn’t also kidnapped like lily and John)
Lily and John were saved by dumbldaddy (un needed but he was wearing a purple and pink wizard robe) lily(gryffindor, snape wasnt mad thought it was quite ironic) is about 17 and john is only 11 (he's a hufflepuff and evidently snape's favorite). (lif was a slytherin)
Luna wasn’t there because she was finding merchandise for Lif (ring, girl wants to propose, they've been dating since fourth year so its long due)
Lif regularly goes with Harry to his therapist because Harry trusts Lif and he gets scared (she takes notes and helps him regularly all which harry is thankful for)
Siri’s never left or died hes alive and was happy living on a farm with remus (whos also alive and well)they didn’t have kids but after this harry, Draco, Luna and Lif all come over for holidays
Remius considers all four of them family and expresses it greatly calling them his kids. Siri’s considers them family too but doesn’t admit it outwardly only in actions.
Harry and Draco latter have 3 kids later on albus(dumb name) lily and mini
Lif and Draco become teachers at hogwarts (lif on defense of the dark arts, draco of potions)
Harry’s bio child with ginni Draco’s step kid is named Jamie (the uncle Ron still mad at Harry like come on Harry bro code don’t knock up his sister geez especially cuz ur gay) ginny and harry have shared custody.
Right after Draco escaped Lif went and killed luscious and Voldemort(very violently with much blood and gore) then reunited with there father Snape and sister and brother John and lily
Lif has been to asscaban for 3 years when she was like 14 to 17 it was supposed to be 37 more years but they broke out
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They went for killing umbitch
No one’s really looking for her(lif) because no one actually cares that much she may be a murderer but she only murdered stupid bad people. So people pretend to be oblivious