Characters
Tags
Crack
Albus Dumbledore Bashing
Good Tom Riddle
Sane Tom Riddle
the relationship is just a puppy crush
and I guess Tom is impressed by Harry
wasn't supposed to have a plot
what if Voldemort pulled a Clark Kent just to fuck with Dumbledore
Tom is a good teacher
he cares about all students
he will fix things
and give Dumbledore an aneurism
does this count as character bashing
Summary
Tom Riddle wakes up after Peter somehow botched his resurrection and called back all the soul-pieces. With his mind once again complete, Tom devises a plan to fuck with Dumbledore and fulfil his life-goal of becoming a teacher. Good thing (almost) noone can recognize him with these horribly ugly glasses! But really, why are none tof the teachers here doing anything to help these children??pure CRACK
Note
So, uh. This just kinda happened? I really like the "person puts on glasses and suddenly no one recognises them" trope, so I thought what if Voldemort.It was supposed to be just some losely connected moments of Tom fucking around but it very quickly started running away from me.Marked as complete but I might add to it in the future. Can be read as is, though.Title from "The Devil is a loser" by Lordi