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Crack
Kind Of
Albus Dumbledore Bashing
Slytherin Harry Potter
SO
Harry Potter Has a Family
Good Gilderoy Lockhart
getting Harry Potter a functioning father
Gilderoy Lockhart is actually really smart
he's a Ravenclaw duh
Gilderoy Lockhart adopts Harry
he also adopts Sirius and Remus
he teaches Harry his ways
the truth is subjective
when do i not
possibly Harry/Blaise
or Harry/Draco
or Harry/Marcus
not gonna decide that now
but those are usually my favs
possibly Gilderoy/Severus
because that's a really funny thought
Not Actually Complete
moments of Harry's life as Gilderoys son
because I will probably never bother making a complete HP rewrite out of this
markes as complete
but will add to it
Summary
Gilderoy Lockhart wonders how to maximize the amount of publicity he can get out of Voldemort's defeat, when he stumbles over the ultimate opportunity. If he adopts newly orphaned Harry Potter he can set himself up as the mentor of the most famous person in Wizarding Britain! This will not only put him on the title-page now, it will keep him there for years to come.A collection of moments in Harry's life after getting adopted by Gilderoy Lockhart. Can be read as is, but will be added to in the future.CRACK
Note
I have decided to stop just hoarding all the ideas and WIP's I have gathered on my laptop. It is highly unlikely I will ever complete an entire rewrite of the whole Harry Potter Series (whether it's with this idea or one of my many others). But I really love what I wrote and I want it out there.I will try to keep things chronological (no promises tho), but there will be too many time-skips to make this a full story.Title from "I don't Care" by Fall Out Boy