Her Right Hand

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Her Right Hand
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter, Adrian Pucey
Tags
Dragons Torture Crack BDSM Alcohol Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Harry Potter is So Done BAMF Hermione Granger Good Slytherins Ron Weasley Bashing Organized Crime Substance Abuse POV Draco Malfoy Quidditch Player Ginny Weasley BAMF Ginny Weasley POV Hermione Granger Morally Grey Hermione Granger Pining Draco Malfoy BAMF Pansy Parkinson morally grey everybody really Theo has a parrot that swears Blaise and Draco are tired of Theo and Adrian Hermione co owns a sex club Chaotic Theodore Nott Chaotic Adrian Pucey Draco is a simp
Summary
Hermione is tired of being silenced and pushed aside so she tells the ministry to fuck off and forms a crime ring. Draco, in his unending wisdom, decides that doing the same is the best way to gain Grangers attention.Shenanigans ensue.
Note
A monumental thank you to Stephydfab for pulling this story out of my head, for hyping the absolutely chaotic crack that my brain came up with, and of course for keeping this from being a poorly written dumpster fire. You’re the bestest.I’m half asleep posting this so tags will be added at some point.I’m leaving this one open to everybody, pray everyone behaves and it can stay that way.Without further ado I present you mafia queen Hermione. Enjoy!!I have no idea why this is showing as a one shot, I promise it’s not. I’ll fix it later.

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