Enter No Jutsu
In the forest just in front of the gates to the Hidden Leaf Village, a flock of birds took to the air in a frenzy, as if disturbed from their perch. On said perch, a seemingly twelve year old girl with purple hair and red eyes laid as if she fell from the sky. Blinking her eyes, the girl scrambled to sit up and get a look at her surroundings. She was where she intended to be. A wide grin took over the girls face as she swung her feet back and forth under her. She was near the top of a tree, sitting on a branch. She was completely unharmed and even seemed to be in a good mood. This girl was none other than Fay. Tilting her head to the left, Fay looked down at herself and frowned. She was in a violet red leather mini dress accompanied by black boots and gloves. She also had a hat atop her head. A witch hat, the girls trade mark in a sense. Chewing on her cheek in irritation, Fay scowled down at herself.
"Every mother fucking time!"
Grinding her teeth, Fay snapped her fingers and was quickly surrounded by a pink smoke. Once the smoke cleared, Fay was once again visible. Only now, she was wearing a completely different outfit. Her witch hat of course was still in place. It would never fall off unless someone actually touched it themselves and knocked it off. Not even an bullet or wave could move the hat off her head. Her nose, mouth, and neck were covered by a cloth mask, much like that of a certain ninja team seven captain. It was dark red and hid her face well. It was tucked under a sort of bolero with sleeves that were baggy and fell far past Fay's hands. Her dress was a simple black color and fit tightly around her body. This skirt of the dress was split on the sides, making it easier for Fay to move about. Her stomach and hips were wrapped in bandages that became lose towards the bottom. She also wore black tight shorts that just barely showed below the cuts in her dress. Bandages covered her legs from just above her knees, to completely covering her feet. She had no shoes on what-so-ever and would leave it that way.
"I am are ninja... FEAR MEH~"
Smiling to herself, Fay jumped off her branch and landed nimbly on the forest floor below her. Waving her sleeved hand, two holster bags appeared on each of Fay's thighs, all holding an assortment of ninja things. She was now ready to go. Lifting her arm into the air, Fay happily marched over to the gates of the leaf village. Once there, Fay shouted at a pair of guards, who weren't actually doing much guarding. Effectively catching their attention, Fay waved to them and smiled, not that they could see.
"Hey-ho~ I'd like ta see da Hokage please! Take meh ta yur leader!"
The two men looked down at the roughly twelve year old girl and sweat dropped. They silently agreed that she was a weird one, but said nothing. After watching her a few moments, one of the men spoke up and agreed to let her inside. The other guard argued saying that he can't just let people into the village. As the two bickered, Fay smiled and just walked past them. Looking over her shoulder, Fay rolled her eyes and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Those two were never good at their job, and how the village was never attacked before this was a miracle. Fay was now just outside the Hokage's office and quickly knocked on the door.
"I would like to have an audience with the Hokage."
The voice of an old man called for Fay to come inside so she did. Once in front of the man seated at the desk, Fay gave a respectful bow. The man looked at her with curiosity but stayed silent.
"I would like to live in your village sir. Oh! And can I join your ninja academy too?"
"I would love for you to join my village, however, you have yet to state your name or even show your face. One can never be too careful child."
Fay's eyes twinkled as she gave another bow.
"Ah! Sorry, forgot 'bout that. I'm Fay~ I was kinda hoping you would remember me though Hiru-kun! But I'll let you off the hook because of the mask~ And you don't have to hide Ibiki-chan~ We ALL know you're here."
After Fay spoke, she giggled a bit and lowered her mask. Flashing a smile to the third Hokage, Fay completely ignored the kunai now at her throat. It would seem Ibiki didn't appreciate the honorific Fay used for him. That and he was mighty suspicious of Fay since she knew he was there. Everyone was frozen in place as the Hokage slowly came to realize who this small girl was in front of him. His face paled causing Ibiki to press the kunai closer to Fay's throat.
"F-Fay?! You're back?! It's been... But, why? How?"
"Mah mah, I was bored! That and you have a great generation of shinobi about to graduate! Now can you get Ibiki-chan off of me?"
"Ibiki Morino, please release Fay-sama. She is an old friend."
The scarred ninja slowly pulled back and stepped over to the Hokage's side. The Third Hokage eyed the girl in front of him warily but smiled in greeting.
"It has been quite some time Fay-sama. I'm glad I got to see you again before my passing. What was it you want again? I must admit that your sudden appearance startled me."
"It has been a while hasn't it Hiru-kun? About thirty-forty years? And of course I would come visit~ But onto business. I'd like to once again live here and take the graduation exam with this year's students. I wish to be placed on team seven, though just add me on. I don't want anyone moved about because of me. I'll find my own housing arrangements, so no need to worry about that. That's about it really. Of course the same rules apply, so no telling anyone who I am. Are you able to do this Hiruzen?"
"Of course Fay-sama. As always, you are welcome in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Make yourself at home. I'll send a message to Iruka right away about you taking the exam. Do you have any back story you wish to use? Or go with the usual?"
"The usual please~ Thanks Hiru-kun. I'll be on my way then. I'll keep you updated on any events I can manage to share without destroying everything. You are allowed to fill in Ibiki-chan about my identity. If you need anything, let me know~ BYE~!"
With another puff of smoke, Fay was gone. The Third Hokage turned his attention over to Ibiki and gave a knowing smirk. Ibiki in turn looked to the Hokage with a questioning glance. Before he could say anything however, the Hokage started to speak.
"That was Fay-sama. Never anger her and don't address her as such in public. She doesn't look it, but she is very strong. Try not to get on her bad side and our world should be safe."
"World!? How strong is this child? What exactly is she?"
"Put simply, the god of gods. Now, I have some paperwork to get done. Please inform Iruka that he will have a new student partaking in the graduation exams. After that, I will go into further detail about Fay-sama. But it must be kept a secret from everyone. Understand?"
Ibiki nodded and started on his task while the Hokage started his paperwork.