Aesthetically Challenged Aliens
Me wasn't sure what to expect when she opened the door to the diner but whatever ideas she made have had, none of them came remotely close to what was going on. There were massive cube shaped buildings as far as the eye could see, jam packed together ridiculously close together so that the city looked more like a labyrinth than an actual city. To make matters worse there were a million and one different creatures rushing about in all directions, bumping into each other, pushing past one another, and Me swears she saw an Adipose get lifted over the crowd by a Zygon. It was complete and utter chaos. Me would literally need a miracle to find anyone in this madness. And the cherry on top of this entire situation was that it appeared to be raining a very suspicious yellow liquid, 'Why have a regular shower when you can have a golden shower?' Me thought whilst searching for where she had left her umbrella. There was a time and place for yellow rain and this was neither. And most worryingly of all was the fact that Clara and Jack were nowhere to be seen. On an unknown alien planet. God knows what they're going to get themselves into. Opening her umbrella to shield herself from the weird possible alien piss rain, Me stepped out the diner to go and find her friends.
The minute she stepped out of the diner she regretted it as she hadn't even taken three steps before she swept away by the masses of aliens running around. As it turns out an umbrella is relatively useless when you find yourself getting dragged along stuck to the side of an alien which looked like a terrifying hybrid of a jabberwocky and Iggy Azalea. So despite her best efforts to avoid it, Me ended up getting soaked with rain. And she really really hoped that it was just rain.
After a minute or so of struggling she managed to get herself unstuck from the rather aesthetically challenged alien, and realised that she had lost her umbrella which was just fucking fantastic. She squeezed her way past alien lifeforms of all shapes and sizes, though none quite as ugly as the one she had just freed herself from, and huddled under a shop canopy to pull her jacket tighter around her and pull her now sopping wet hair off her face into a high ponytail. It was at this point that she realised that the diner was at one end of the city, she was god knows how far away from it and Jack and Clara were most likely at the other end of the city. God she just hoped they had managed not to get split up.
Deciding that there was no way she could find them just by wandering around the city she pulled her phone and prayed that Clara had thought to pick hers up before blundering off with Jack. She dialled Clara's number and had to refrain from laughing out loud when she heard Fall Out Boy playing over the hustle and bustle of the street. Trust Clara to have set Me's ringtone as Immortals. Laughing at her girlfriend's frankly ridiculous antics, Me made her way through the crowd towards Patrick Stump's beautiful voice, trying not to worry about why Clara was letting her phone ring out.
Does this count as a cliffhanger? I don't think so. Anyway no one cares that I'm not very good at writing. My friend has now uploaded her fic an the link is here so you can go check it out :D http://archiveofourown.org/works/5389688/chapters/12449060