On the Internet, No One Knows You're Donald Trump

Political RPF
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
On the Internet, No One Knows You're Donald Trump
Characters
Donald Trump, Donald Trump/Lapis Lazuli, Donald Trump/Kylo Ren, Lapus Lazuli/Rey
Tags
Important Human Themes
Summary
When Donald Trump stumbles upon fanfiction of Lapis Lazuli squirting him with a water gun, his world is turned upsidedown. How can a man pull himself up by his bootstraps when they are so slippery with the bitter tears of love mocked?

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