The Kudosed Get Kudoseder
Donald Trump, aglow with his recent victory AO3 over the libelous leftists of Steven Universe fandom, clicked over to the exciting new blockbuster fandom and investigated its best fic. He ususally kudosed the best fic in a fandom without even reading it - the market had already spoken and he was a very busy businessman! But this fic was short enough for even a top executive such as himself to enjoy. It was certainly a masterpiece of style, but he felt an unfamiliar twinge in his heart at the obliteration of dear Kylo.
Well, the true entrepeneur always kept an eye open for a market niche to be filled! He adjusted his tie and began to type.
donald trump and laips were on a romatic date when they saw rey pick up kylo ren and about to dunk him in a dumpster. cool swinging couple they were, they didn't even have to say a word and donald jumped up and caught kylo in his strong arms, savining him from the dumpster. meanwhile lapis made finger guns at rey, "hey girl." and rey swooned into her arms.
then they all went back to one of donalds penthouses and boned.