Perry Clone 23
Chapter 23
Perry Clone 3
“Why do you have a fairy corpse in your back yard, anyway?” I asked.
“Lol 420 blaze it.” Warren said.
“That’s not an answer.”
We went into his house, and the female Bender was waiting for us.
“Do you want to have sex?”
“Yes, Coilette, but we’re busy.” Warren said, going to the backyard and grabbing a shovel.
“After this?”
“Yes.”
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When Warren was done digging up Techna’s corpse, we had an orgy with Coilette.
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We got back and plopped the dead fairy in her sparkly pink fedora on Princess Bubblegum’s desk.
“Well done.” She says, reaching in and grabbing the sparkly pink heart that fairies apparently have.
“You too.” I say, staring at her chest.
“You like these?” Princess Bubblegum starts giggling her jello like breasts.
“I like them too.” Warren said.
Princess Bubblegum touched her chest, and the started to grow.
“Yo, what da fuck?” Phineas screamed like a girl.
“Watch out for my body rolls!” Princess Bubblegum started dancing.
I started to grow, and suddenly, I was ten feet tall and had inverted titties.
“I’ve always wanted to have sex with a giant.” Said Warren.
I then reverse grow to the size on an ant.
“Hey, where did you go?” Andrew asked.
Princess Bubblegum’s breasts started growing exponentially, and they hit the floor. I was crushed, but instead, I was phased inside since they were made of jello.
“Hey, let’s have a bounce party on PB’s tits!” Warren shouted. He stripped naked and started bouncing on them.
Then I died due to suffocation.