Chapter 24
Chapter 24
Buffy
Doof came with Peter and Perry.
I mean that they orgasmed together as well.
When we stopped to rest, they decided to have a threesome.
Perry’s hot. Not as hot as Faith, but still damn hot.
“We’re looking for a cyclops.” Finn said.
“Well, we have to punch it in the eye so it cries, right?” Cake asked.
“I’d rather stab it!” Fiona grabbed her pink sword. “MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“The fuck?” Perry asked.
Jake shapeshifted into a NO sign. “Bad girl!”
Fiona stabbed him.
“Oh no I’m dead!” He shifted into a puddle. “Not really!” His whispered.
I looked into Fiona’s eyes. They were purple and swirled. “She’s evil!” I yelled.
“Hell yeah I am!”
Marceline appeared out of nowhere and sliced her in half.
“What the fuck?” Finn asked. “We could have just poured water on her!”
“Ooops.”
“Wait, I got this!” Perry cloned herself, and the cloned jumped into Fiona’s corpse. Fiona came back to life, and the clone was gone.
“Hey guys!” She waved all cute and stuff. “Why am I covered in blood?”
“I cut you in half.”
Fiona punched Marceline in the vag. “I HATE YOU!” Then they made out.
“Eww.” I said.
“I know, right?” Finn said.
“Hey, you seem cool. Let’s go on a date after this.” I say to Finn.
“I have a girlfriend, but thanks anyway.”
“Oooh, who you dating?” I ask.
“Flame Princess. She’s really hot.”
“I’m hot.” I laughed.
“I’M THE HOTTEST!” A woman screamed as she floated down from the sky. “MY NAME IS LORELEI!”
“Hi!” Perry says.
“I USUALLY GET BOYS TO GO MY BIDDING, BUT I HAVE TURNED LESBIAN!!!”
Marceline cuts her head off. “She was cute. But evil.”
“Aren’t you evil?” Doof asked.
“Yes.”