Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)

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Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)
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Threesome - F/M/M Murder Crack Out of Character Underage Sex - Freeform Threesome Alternate Universe - High School Spoilers Nudity Crack Fic Drugs Avengers - Freeform Agents of SHIELD angel - Freeform OT3 otp Harry Potter - Freeform undertale - Freeform Not for the faint of heart implied sex Steven Universe - Freeform I wrote this in seventh grade at least until chapter 19 i didn't know how high school worked diseases that do lots of weird things random color changes random sex changes exploding fairies lady robot/gay guy/bi guy threesomes Spongebob - Freeform phineas and ferb - Freeform firefly - Freeform Futurama - Freeform Malcolm In The Middle - Freeform Adventure Time - Freeform Regular Show - Freeform Sherlock - Freeform Winx doctor who - Freeform Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Freeform dollhouse - Freeform kingdom hearts - Freeform south park - Freeform Cyberchase - Freeform yandere!Princess Bubblegum human!perry Female!Perry human!peter DoofXPerry PerryXPeter PerryXPeterXDoof CarlXStella FinnXPhineas Bi!Finn Gay!Phineas CandaceXIsabella Bi!Candace Gay!Isabella Sparkly Pink Fedoras Sparkly Pink Fairy Hearts Emo!Warren WarrenxAndrew WarrenXAndrewXBender Female!Bender WarrenXAndrewXBenderXPerry FitzXSimmons BuffyXSpikeXAngel SpikeXAndrew Senpai!Finn BubbleButt!Bubblegum Exponentially Growing Tits Inverted Titties NOTP foetp Brotp Teenage!Doof Lesbian!Lorelei Evil!OWCA Evil!Monogram Frequent Misspellings Glory Holes TEM FLAKES TweekXCraig Princess!Kenny FionaXMarceline Purple Swirly Evil Eyes Color Changing Characters Now in Technicolor Firey Redheads Evil Redeheads Heroes Want Redheads dumb blondes Badass Blondes Clone!Perry Clone!Perry X69 Frequent Swearing Evil Armies Evil Robot Armies Shield!OWCA Hydra!OWCA FryXLeela Bald!Leela Hairy!Leela Stoner!Warren Stoner!Andrew Stoner!Topher Fairy Murder Kairi Eats Hearts Nudist!School Ouran High School Host Club - Freeform Southern!Kairi
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I wrote this in seventh grade thinking it was good. I'm making it a crack fic.
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Princess Bubblegum

Chapter 22

Princess Bubblegum

“I have assembled all of you for a very great purpose!” I said, shouting into the ballroom of my castle.

Everyone I gathered was sitting in a special seat that covered most of their bodies.

“What is it?” Finn asked.

“I have found a way to synthesize a new cure for the disease, which I have named Plasmodium falciparum prodigiosum, of PFP for short.”

Everyone stood up and jumped in celebration.

“However… The cure is… rare to say the least. I’ll need many rare ingredients to synthesize enough to cure everyone.”

Everyone groaned at sat back down.

“I’ll need the Infinity Stone from Loki’s scepter. Natasha, Steve, Thor, Tony, Perry, and Bucky are in charge of getting this.”

Everyone got up from their seats and went to a group.

“I’ll need cyclops tears from my home land. Finn, Jake, Fiona, Cake, Buffy, Perry, and Peter are going to get this.”

Everyone got up from their seats and went to another group.

“I’ll also need the corpse of a fairy, but I can’t ask anyone to do that… I’ll grow a fairy, I guess.”

“We have a fairy corpse.” Warren said, pushing a bright red hair out of his face.

“Great. Warren, Andrew, Perry, and Bender, you all go get that.”

The four of them left the room.

“I’ll also need the hair of a gem fusion.”

Garnet stood up and took off her hair. She gave it to me. “Here.”

“Thanks. I also need, like, a frick ton of robots. Not to cure the disease, but, just, like, a fuckton of robot to take over the world, I mean, ehm, protect it. Fitz-Simmons, Topher, Warren and Andrew when they get back, Perry, Phineas and Ferb, Malcolm, and myself.”

Everyone except for Warren and Andrew got out of their seat and went to the back.

“Lol okay everyone else here is now my evil army. Mwahahahaha! I mean, umm, good army!”

“Wait, how has Perry joined every group at the same time.”

“I can clone myself.” Perry smirked, and fifty clones appeared.

“Oooh, more people for my army.”

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