Black Widow
Chapter 21
Black Widow
My hair turned blonde.
“Wow you’re even hotter.” Captain America said
“I like redheads.” Said Iron Man.
“I don’t care. She doesn’t have clothes.” Said Skye.
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Jewelry has always been a passion of mine.
Apparently my new dick is the size of a large finger when flaccid. Oh, yeah, I grew a penis.
I put a bunch of my rings on my dick. Somehow they didn’t melt away because of the disease.
“Hey Nat, ready for bed?” Clint asked me.
“Yeah, let me take off my handmade rings.” I heard a clatter on the floor. I looked down and saw the rings scattered on the ground. I saw I also had a pussy again.
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We were playing basketball in gym class when Skips yelled “Hey guys the boys locker room burnt down so you all have to share a locker room now.”
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“Why did the locker room burn down?” I asked my new friend Leela as we showered.
“I heard it was that Perry girl. She was trying to kill a cockroach with a flamethrower.” Leela said.
“Oh. How did she get a flamethrower?” I asked.
“I have no idea.” Leela’s lovely purple hair suddenly fell out.
“Oh no!” Fry screamed. “That’s what made you beautiful!”
“I HATE YOU!” Leela tackled Fry and started punching. Then they started making out and stuff.
“Miss Romanoff, may I please speak with you?” Princess Bubblegum asked, tapping on my shoulder.
“Yeah, let me get dressed.”