Chapter 20
Chapter 20
Sora
“I hate this spaghetti.” I ate it anyway.
“Same.” Kairi said.
“Guys, get down!” Someone yelled.
We got under the table.
Suddenly our clothes disappeared
“What's going on?” Kairi asked.
“Everyone quiet!” A teacher yelled. I looked up and saw Mr. Holmes --the Critical Thinking class teacher -- and his TA John. “We will solve this mystery!”
Perry ran out of the room naked.
“Now, was anyone naked in here before the mass nudity happened?” Mr. Holmes asked.
“No.” I said.
Buffy, Spike, and Angel crawled out from a table. “We were.”
“Why?”
“Because we were having sex.”
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The school gave us all new clothes, but they disintegrated again.
“This is so weird.” Margaret said, covering her boobs as she served us coffee.
“I don’t mind.” Axel shrugged.
“Why are all our clothes disintegrating?” Kaylee asked.
Mr. Holmes teleported in. “We do not know.”
“You can teleport?!” I ask quizzically.
“Indeed.”
“It’s a disease!” Princess Bubblegum yelled, running in with a vial thingy in her hands. “Here’s the cure!” She fell down some stairs and dropped the vial. It broke. “No that was the last thing of pure Radigonium ever! We can never wear clothes again!”
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“Our school is officially a nudist school!” The intercom yelled.
“Woohooo, party time!” Bender took off her top, revealing her robot titties.
“Hey, does anyone know what happened to Techna?” Bloom asked.
“I dunno.” I shrugged and drank some milk. My skin turned blue.
“That’s a side effect of the virus.” Princess Bubblegum told me.
“What else does it do?” Kairi asked.
“Well, the effects are rather random, but they involve spontaneous sex changes.” Riku turned into a girl. “Explosions.” Roxy the fairy exploded. “Skin color changes” I looked at my blue skin. “And a bunch of other weird stuff.”
“How long does it last?” Bloom asked.
“Forever.”
“What?!” Bloom turned into a guy.
“Well darn.” Kairi started talking with a southern accent.