Chapter 19
Chapter 19
Andrew
“Andrew, come on, you have to help.” Reynaldo whined.
I tried not to. I really did.
“Fine, I’ll help. What do you need?”
“You know that blue haired chick Perry? She’s been part of a bunch of weird stuff lately. We need to film her for my blog ‘Keep Melting Pot High Weird!’”
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I held my camera up and Reynaldo held his phone up. Perry stood on the highdive platform.
“What is she doing?” I ask.
“I dunno, but it’s cool.”
“Not as cool as Star Wars.”
Suddenly someone hugged me from behind and grabbed my crotch. “Hey, baby.”
I turned around. It was Warren. Today he had purple hair and red eyes. He’d changed them every day.
“Hey, what’s up?”
“You wanna skip class and do some drugs?”
“Yes.”
“Can I come?” Reynaldo asked.
“No.” I said.
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On our way home we came across a drunk robot.
“Hey, wanna take him home and overclock him to do our bidding?” Warren said. He was high on drugs.
“Okay!” I was high on drugs as well.
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“What’s your name?” Warren asked.
“Bender.” Said the robot.
“What do you do?”
“Bend stuff. Drink. Drugs. Get with floozies.”
“You’re gonna be our new best friend, alright?”
“Yay!” Bender squealed. “Wait, are you guys nerds?”
“Pfft! No!” Warren lied.
“Then yay!”
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We robbed a bank and got away with millions of dollars. Also, when Bender was sleeping, Warren made him into a girl.
“You’re my new girlfriend, alright?” Warren asked when Bender woke up.
“I love you, Warren!” Bender hugged and kissed Warren.
“I thought I was your boyfriend.” I pouted.
“You are. Now I have both.”
Suddenly a fairy flew in. “Bender you hurt me and why are you a girl?!”
“Science.” Warren shrugged.
“I’LL KILL YOU!” Techna said, blasting Bender with magic.
Bender died.
Warren shot Techna. Techna died.
We brought Bender back to life and buried Techna in our back yard.
Then me, Bender, and Warren all had sex.