Chapter 18
Chapter 18
Bender
School sucks. It’s full of people who care about learning. None of my type. I skipped school again. I had just robbed the liquor store and was drinking it to get rid of the evidence.
Suddenly, a fairie appeared in front of me. “I’m Techna!” she said “And I’m one of the Winx!” Crap I thought to myself. The Winx are notorious for their annoyingness. And their uselessness.
I threw a beer bottle at her. She deflected it. I threw a bunch. She maneuvered around them with ease. I was about to give up when I remembered something.
“BRAUP!!!!!” I went as I burped fire. Her wings singed off. I threw all the bottles at her, knocking her out. They’d also think that she did it. Perfect crime, if I do say so myself.
I wandered off, drunk as usual. I didn’t want to go home, so I snuck into the school. It was only 5:30, so the library still had quite a few students in it. I left, realizing that I’d get caught.
I went into an alley near the weird purple building. I was taking a nap when I heard something land next to me. I looked up and saw the new kid with silvery hair standing there. A second later, Perry landed next to him.
The boy with silvery hair put his finger to his lips, and then aimed a grappling hook at the balcony of the building. Perry grabbed onto his trench coat, and together they shot up into the building.
I then went into sleep mode again, convinced that my reality sensors were busted.