Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)

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Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?)
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Threesome - F/M/M Murder Crack Out of Character Underage Sex - Freeform Threesome Alternate Universe - High School Spoilers Nudity Crack Fic Drugs Avengers - Freeform Agents of SHIELD angel - Freeform OT3 otp Harry Potter - Freeform undertale - Freeform Not for the faint of heart implied sex Steven Universe - Freeform I wrote this in seventh grade at least until chapter 19 i didn't know how high school worked diseases that do lots of weird things random color changes random sex changes exploding fairies lady robot/gay guy/bi guy threesomes Spongebob - Freeform phineas and ferb - Freeform firefly - Freeform Futurama - Freeform Malcolm In The Middle - Freeform Adventure Time - Freeform Regular Show - Freeform Sherlock - Freeform Winx doctor who - Freeform Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Freeform dollhouse - Freeform kingdom hearts - Freeform south park - Freeform Cyberchase - Freeform yandere!Princess Bubblegum human!perry Female!Perry human!peter DoofXPerry PerryXPeter PerryXPeterXDoof CarlXStella FinnXPhineas Bi!Finn Gay!Phineas CandaceXIsabella Bi!Candace Gay!Isabella Sparkly Pink Fedoras Sparkly Pink Fairy Hearts Emo!Warren WarrenxAndrew WarrenXAndrewXBender Female!Bender WarrenXAndrewXBenderXPerry FitzXSimmons BuffyXSpikeXAngel SpikeXAndrew Senpai!Finn BubbleButt!Bubblegum Exponentially Growing Tits Inverted Titties NOTP foetp Brotp Teenage!Doof Lesbian!Lorelei Evil!OWCA Evil!Monogram Frequent Misspellings Glory Holes TEM FLAKES TweekXCraig Princess!Kenny FionaXMarceline Purple Swirly Evil Eyes Color Changing Characters Now in Technicolor Firey Redheads Evil Redeheads Heroes Want Redheads dumb blondes Badass Blondes Clone!Perry Clone!Perry X69 Frequent Swearing Evil Armies Evil Robot Armies Shield!OWCA Hydra!OWCA FryXLeela Bald!Leela Hairy!Leela Stoner!Warren Stoner!Andrew Stoner!Topher Fairy Murder Kairi Eats Hearts Nudist!School Ouran High School Host Club - Freeform Southern!Kairi
Summary
I wrote this in seventh grade thinking it was good. I'm making it a crack fic.
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Chapter 16

Chapter 16

Perry

“Peter’s back.” said Candace at the table during breakfast. I couldn’t believe it. She had to be joking.
“You sure?” I asked.
“Yeah, I saw him at the coffee shop.” chimed in Phineas. “I think he misses you.”
I was in my closet, trying to find a cute outfit. Normally, I don’t bother with stuff like this, but this was a special case. I eventually found a cute blouse that matches my hair, a plaid brown skirt with orange edges, my orange sneakers, and my favorite fedora. Paired with my trench coat, it was the cutest outfit I’ve ever worn.
I was walking through the crowded hallway when I caught a glimpse of Peter’s silvery hair. I pushed through the crowd in the general direction of my sighting of him.
“PETER!!!” I called.
“Perry?” I heard him call. I ran to the sound of his voice. People parted so I could get through. He emerged from the crowd on his side.
I gave him a massive hug. “I missed you so much!” we said at the same time. I slapped him.
“What was that for?” he asked.
“You moved so far away.”
As it turned out, we have quite a few of the same classes. He has driver’s ed while I have band, but we have midday break at the same time (like everyone else). We went to the coffee shop to catch up.
“Well, it was really rainy there.” said Peter. “And the city was filled with smog. Here is like paradise compared to there.” It rains here quite a bit, too. But we don’t have as much smog.
We chatted for a long time before I got the chance to ask him something fairly important. “Who’s your villain now?” I asked him. I had to know.
“Well, I’m actually working with you to defeat Heinz Doofenshmirtz.” This came a shock.
“You’re working with me... to defeat Doof?” Could you say awkward?
It would take a whole lot of explaining to fix this.

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