Chapter 13
Chapter 13
Spongebob
I was walking home with Sandy that day. Her house was only a block away from mine. She’s so cute. She could also break my neck, if the time came.
As we rounded a corner, we saw someone riding a motorcycle. She had shoulder-length blueish hair, and was headed straight for us. She must not have seen us, because a part of her motorcycle snagged onto my pants.
I was dragged down the street by Perry for three blocks before Perry noticed. She tried shaking me off, but I just got dizzy. Sandy was chasing after us. She eventually caught up to us.
Sandy grabbed my feet, and for no reason at all, Perry grabbed my arms. I guess she was caught up in the moment. That’s when I saw that her eyes. They swirled with a purple light.
“She’s hypnotized!” I shouted to Sandy. She then grabbed a bucket off the street and tried to get water from a puddle. When it didn’t work, she threw it up into the air. That’s when the rain started.
I was holding on to the motorcycle for dear life when Perry stopped abruptly. Both me and Sandy were launched forward onto the street. Perry looked perplexed, and then shook the water out of her hair.
She tipped her fedora at us, then rode off into the sunset. Well, near sunset. She was actually heading east, so I guess that phrase doesn’t work.
My pants were shredded so bad that I had to throw them away. Sandy had ran me home so no one would see. It was only after the ordeal that me and Sandy wondered why she was hypnotized. We decided that we would never know.
Nothing makes any sense here. We live in possibly the strangest town on the planet. And I’m okay with that.